Last night a girl slept in my bed……
And I slept on the couch.
A guy that Kip and I fucked in Colorado a few years ago put this chick in touch with me. She is from New Jersey but went to uni in Colorado and it is her first time in Australia. She is driving through on her way to Melbourne and she is crashing at my place for a few days.
She seems pretty cool and today I’m going to take her surfing, a mate dropped off a mini mal this morning which should work. I think the water temp right now is about 19C (66F) so it is a little cold but she is keen so it will be fine. I’ll be wearing a wetsuit though.
My plan is then to have lunch at the RSL, some more surfing later this arvo with the boys when they get off work and then I’m having everyone over for a BBQ.
So no naughty business for me the next couple of days, Alex did come over on Wednesday night and we both wore some AussieBum’s. I’ve posted a photo of those speedos for the members. Becoming a member is pretty cool – it is only $5, you can pay using PayPal, and it is members that allow me to share my experiences with you guys. Click here to join.
And as a little surprise – I just posted a speedo selfie.
OK, time for me too cook breakfast. Man I am going to make a good wife one day – hahaha.
Kip has mentioned that he really hasn’t seen many guys in speedos here in Australia.
That might be able to change with the temps supposed to get to 30C (86F) on Sunday which will be our first real burst of summer. Hopefully some of the clubbies (people who hang out at the surf life saving club) will be out training. My str8 mates wear speedos under their wetsuit but otherwise Kip really hasn’t seen any speedos outside the bedroom.
I think that perhaps it is a bit of a myth that speedos are commonplace down under.
I think that most guys will own a speedo, most guys will wear a speedo under their board shorts or under the wetsuit, most guys will wear a speedo in the open if it is for lap swimming or training or something like that, and I’d even say that if there was no alternative guys would be OK speedo’ing it up, say at a party and everyone had drunk too much….. but socially, it is still a no-no.
Every cross your fingers for Kip this weekend that he sees some Aussie guys in their speedos. The weather forecast for Monday is looking fantastic as well so maybe we’ll find a quiet beach for some outdoor speedo fun of our own…. any suggestions on what we should get up to? Or beaches to go to?
I wrote an interesting post about Lara Bingle (Aussie’s will know who she is) over on my bisexual blog – www.BisexualDave.com
Kip came along for our Sunday morning surf with the boys again this morning. I think I’ve mentioned that Kip isn’t as much of a water baby as I am and isn’t as comfortable in the ocean. He puts on a brave face though. We were up early and about to get ready and put on our wetsuits (one of the boys loaned Kip a wetsuit which fits him perfect) and Kip was wearing a funky pair of Turbo speedos.
When I reminded him that after a surf we will all gather back here and shower off outside and strip off our wetsuits and his ‘flowery’ pair of speedos might not be acceptable he completely agreed.
Isn’t it funny – all of the guys were wearing speedos under their wetsuits and came back and stripped them off under my outdoor shower. Most of the guys went home with just a towel around their waist but these guys would never wear speedos to the beach or in a public setting.
Kip did change into a pair of navy speedos and everything went off without a hitch.
And Kip didn’t drown or get eaten by sharks which are both fears of his when he comes surfing with us.
Any disagreements with my acceptability or unacceptability choices below?
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These speedos might be acceptable but probably not with the matching swim cap.
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