I heard this saying for the first time the other day and I thought it was kinda funny.
Blue Balls – the excrutiating pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin when he knows he should.
Cure: JUST WACK IT MAN!! or get your woman to help you out and do the job right. It’s that simple to make the horrible pain go away.
note to all women,NEVER NEVER NEVER give your man blue balls…its the worse pain he will ever feel in his life and he never deserves it…well, almost never…
Last night I found a set of scales in the house and weighed myself for the first time in probably a couple of months and I’ve put on 5kgs!!!
I know winter hasn’t really started yet and once it does I’ll be up the mountain a bit more but 5kgs is nuts!!! No wonder my jeans are feeling a little tight.
I’ve been swimming a couple of times a week but this week I’m going to really try and swim everyday. Thing is that there are no guys like the ones I’ve just posted below at my pool…. if there were, I’ve got a feeling I’d be at the pool a couple of times a day.
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