When you first look at the picture, let me know what it is that you see first.
For me….. it is the guy in the aqua blue speedo in the background that catches my attention. I noticed that I do this the other day when I was walking out of the pool I caught out the side of my vision a guy in a speedo and like a reflex I checked the guy out – hahaha.
Brenton is an old online mate of mine who started his blog Aussielicious.com.au around the same time I started AussieSpeedoGuy.com. We’ve worked on different things over the years and these days Kip even keeps his blog online. Unlike me and my passion for speedos, Brenton takes it a little bit further and loves being nude.
It is fun following his adventures on his blog and yesterday he posted the comments below regarding speedos and modesty.
Given how paranoid most guys are in gym locker rooms about anyone seeing their junk you’d be forgiven for thinking that they go to the beach in neck-to-knee swimwear from an era long gone. You’d be wrong. Apparently all it takes for guys to feel comfortable is a tiny little piece of fabric covering their genitals. Australian’s all around the country are fans of speedo style swimwear. Sure there are guys that wear boardshorts but, especially in Sydney all the guys that live in the gym and get changed under a towel are the same guys wearing the skimpiest, tightest swimwear around. More often than not that same swimwear is designed to emphasise the exact area that they never show.
All of the popular brands seem to have a “pouch” style of swimwear designed to highlight and thrust forward your junk. I get that it makes it appear a bit more impressive than it really may be but it’s not going to turn a 4 incher into a 12 incher is it? Speedo style swimwear and even boardshorts when they are wet really don’t leave a lot to the imagination so it’s amazing that it only takes that little piece of fabric to not only preserve our modesty, barely, but also to give us the confidence to walk down the beach feeling great.
Interesting thoughts, during my time in America I found that it was the opposite in the locker rooms at the pool, guys were happy to strut around butt naked but nobody else would wear a speedo. But in Aussie it is the opposite and I agree with Brenton’s sentiments.
Yesterday afternoon, I did drop trou (trousers) and speedo it up in front of a bunch of people. I really don’t think it should be a big deal, everyone in the crew would wear speedos doing lap swimming?
It was late in the arvo and half time on the footy so I went and jumped in the ocean. My dork shorts were dry and I was wearing those AussieBum square cuts under them.
Alex was chilling out in the house and he said that it got a reaction – I can’t believe it. Anyways, later in the evening, my neighbor chick ‘Buffy’ (not her real name but a little bit of an inside joke) actually complimented me on my AussieBums.
Again, I know I’m repeating myself, but if we were at the pool swimming laps, it would be weird if someone wore dork shorts. Just like these people below – how HOT is the couple in the first photo?!?!?!?!
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