A couple of days ago I posted a fun ‘help required’ ad looking for a ‘Speedo Man Servant’.

I had some great emails back and I think if I had to choose just one servant/slave/pet I’d choose Chad – mainly because of the photo of him wearing his AussieBums.  Here is Chad’s application…..

• Hours may vary…. depending on how fast you want it to be.
  • Open to contact negotiations 😛
• Uniform provided.
  • I have a few more to bring in case the other uniforms become dirty
• Must be able to travel.
  • I even have an passport
• Part time applicants who are willing to share position may be considered.
  • I have a boyfriend who loves to flip flop positions.
• Laundry and general house keeping duties will be expected.
  • I’ll do what I can. Probably will require a lot of bending over and stretching.
• Cooking would be nice but if you can pick up KFC then that counts.
  • I make a mean mac n cheese.
• Bar tending skills would be handy.
  • I got a few tricks up my sleeves.
• Speedo tans will make short list.
  • Tan lines are present.