I don’t know about you guys but I’ve never considered myself well endowed.
I’ve seen bigger cocks, I’m seen smaller cocks. To be completely honest I might even be slightly below average from the cocks that I’ve seen (yes, I have seen a few cocks in my time). Not to say I’ve ever had any complaints and my quickness to hardness has been positively commented on many times.
When I pack my speedo using a cock ring or a device that does the same thing (lifts my balls) I can have an impressive bulge and I wonder if the guys pictured below are using something like that.
Today is kind of overcast so instead of the usual beach and chilling out the boys wanted to go spear fishing. This sounds great and it is less than a kilometer up the beach from where I swim every day BUT the next beach to the north has a reef in the middle and people tell me it is a Tiger Shark breeding ground. So bobbing around with dead fish on a stick doesn’t sound very good. Anyways, it was fun and we were in the water for longer than I thought on a day where I would have just spent the day in front of the laptop.
What does this have to do with ‘well endowed’? One of the guys, in his wetsuit had an amazing package!!! After a couple of hours in the water, not being able to adjust myself because I was wearing a wetsuit too I didn’t have too much of a bulge but this guy did. I was impressed. Shame he is 100% str8 but it might explain why he is so popular with the ladies…..
Are you a cock up or cock down guy?
I’m a cock down guy myself.
Is anyone surprised that my weekend was crazy yet again.
I was well behaved, I got up early on Saturday morning to watch the Wallabies get spanked by the All Blacks. At half time I called some New Zealand mates of mine to catch up and all is well down there although they are having a pretty bad winter snow wise.
Then I had some friends from Denver come up on Saturday about lunch time and we went for a great mountain bike ride making it back home about 8pm for hottub time and that was when the shit started to hit the fan.
These Denver folks are friends of mine and normally they are good fun but the husband and wife, who were high school sweethearts and have been married for 7 years although they are both a little older than me at 30yo, they are on the rocks.
It was terrible, maybe everyone was tired, nobody had that much to drink so can’t blame that. Both husband and wife were just as bad. They ended up getting the shits at each other in the hottub and she stormed off and then we had a late dinner and he got the shits. I was embarrassed for them and for Kip being his house (he has hung out with them a bunch as well so not like they were complete strangers).
When they started carrying on during dinner I finally couldn’t hold my tongue anymore and pretty much told them not to bring their baggage into Kip’s house and if they couldn’t manage that then I’ll be happy to walk them out to the car.
Hopefully they figure it out but I’m not optimistic over the long run at least.
Thankfully they wanted to avoid Sunday afternoon traffic and didn’t hang out too much on Sunday morning. After a couple of hours of work Kip and I chilled out on the couch and watched a couple of movies….. maybe that is why they use the word ‘gay’, we are definitely much happier than most married couples I know.
What did you guys get up to over the weekend?
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