At the pool earlier today I got chatting the guy in the lane next to me, just talking swimming nothing naughty.
Nothing naughty was spoken about, but my brain was definitely running towards naughty thoughts. The guy was in his 50’s I reckon, broad shoulders, hair chest and wearing a red speedo. We all know that red speedos are naughty.
He had a wedding ring on and all indications were that he is 100% straight but I always love seeing Real Men, Wearing Speedos.
One Real Speedo Man that I do get to fuck on a semi regular basis is my landlord. I haven’t posted here much about him. If you can’t remember what I have written about him check out these two blog posts:
Earlier in the week red speedos were just on my brain yesterday so after I got back from my morning walk and swim at the beach I wrote a blog post for you guys and shared some of my red speedo selfies, and then I thought I should see if anyone wanted to cum over and play with me in my red speedos in the flesh….
I opened Grindr on my phone, I updated my profile and explained what I was looking for “Looking for a guy to come over and have some fun in our speedos. Can host.”
With that updated, I got stuck in to some more work and a couple of hours later I checked my phone and there was a bunch of messages. Of the 10 messages, 8 of them were “Hey” with a blank profile and no pictures so I deleted those…
Here is an online hookup app tip, if you really actually want to hook up and have sex. Take 10 seconds and send a real message, “Hey” is what horses eat.
And also, if I’m looking to suck and fuck a guy as a one off hookup, I need to know what you look like so have a photo or I am ignoring you. I understand not having a face pic, but that is easy to hide and still show me what you look like.
Sorry for the rant but c’mon!
Of the remaining two guys, one guy send me a pic of him wearing a tiny pair of red speedos and he said he was keen but would have to be 6pm and it would have to be quick because he had other commitments. I was all excited and had a boner for most of the day. Then half an hour before he was supposed to come over, he cancelled.
Grrrrr….. all that pent up horniness wasted…..
I know you guys love it when I write about my naughty speedo experiences and I don’t always share my failures (because they are boring) but rest assured, for every fun naughty experience there are at least one, maybe two flops.
Here are some guys getting all horny in their red speedos.
My plans today were to help a friend do some running around in Brisbane then head back up the coast stopping in at the nude beach I was at last week.
This time, instead of being interrupted by a straight couple and nothing happening, I had organized to meet up with a long time member, and for something to happen. I had told him exactly where I would be hiding out in the dunes and he was going to ‘find me’ about 2pm. Today was the best looking day of the week and I was driving up past that spot so it was perfect….
But, by midday the storm clouds had started to roll in and we had to cancel.
We couldn’t hookup at his place because he is only 20yo and still living with his parents and he didn’t think it would go down very well if their ‘straight’ son had a guy rock up in speedos, go in to his room, make all sorts of noises then leave 15 minutes later.
Instead, now I’m back at home and from the radar image it looks like it is going to storm hard again here soon so I’m not going for a swim (like I should). I’m going to continue writing about the couple…. I’ll have more to share with you guys tomorrow.
Today’s updated Speedo Photo of the Day is more like what I should be doing than working.
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