As you guys may expect, I get a lot of emails from random people.  Most of them are fantastic, like one I got last week from a  Surf Life Saver who loves speedos (he sent a photo, I’ll see if he will let me post it).  Some emails I receive are weird, some are vague and I still get some hate mail mostly from religious nut jobs.

I am propositioned for sex nearly daily from all over the world.

I wish I had the time to reply to these emails but unless you are a member, I’m usually not able to.

I love my members, they are the ones who let me spend the time writing this post and I’m pretty sure I reply to like 99% of member emails (even if they are vague or weird).  So if you would like to talk to me, just join (it is like $5).

So what I wanted to share with you guys today is a recent emailed I received.  I’m not going to disclose this persons real name, leave a comment on what I should call him.  Make it the first guy you ever slept with (mine is Tom).  So Tom shoots me an email, he is 18yo, just started his last year of high school, is gay (thinks he is), has sucked cock and fooled around lightly with a guy but he wants to be fucked.

Tom attached a photo of his very very tastey looking butt, which has an amazing speedo tan.  Turns out Tom is a swimmer, state representative level.

While Tom lives in Sydney, going to one of those all boys schools, his folks have a house a beach or two south of where I live so Tom has spent some time up here and drives up a bunch to hang out.

Did I mention that Tom wants to be fucked?

Normally I don’t reply to these emails (unless it is a member – of which I have fooled around with a few), but Tom’s butt and speedo tan are amazing.

What do you guys think I should do?

This picture below isn’t Tom but it is pretty darn close to his photo (and I made it today’s “Speedo Photo of the Day“).