The new additions to my speedo collection are pretty hot and I can’t wait to show them off in the bedroom to Alex, Kip or anyone else who is interested, they aren’t really pool friendly.
I suppose the red Arena speedos would be OK, I might try that next week, but the Turbo’s are a little too funky and from a distance, someone who isn’t as familiar or as passionate about speedo fashion as I am could mistaken them for underwear. And I think it goes without saying that the black lycra g-string isn’t an option for lap swimming. I think it would fall down anyway since there is no draw string.
So, my usual pool attire is a pair of black speedos and yesterday at the pool Alex and I were both wearing classic black lycra speedo brand speedos. I don’t want to blow my own trumpet (I’ve tried, I’m not even close) but the two of us were talking out of the pool after our swim wearing only our speedos and it must have looked really hot!!!
If only people knew that we are both going to fuck Kip’s brains out next week when he arrives…. and we’ll all start off wearing speedos of course.
I got the idea for this post from one of the dozen or so negative comments I get a week.
The usual religious wackos, anti-gay guys, jealous people and just nasty people who obviously enjoy reading my blog and taking time out of their lives to message me. One of the comments last week on my post about returning to Aussie in February was a very happy person saying how much the Aussie media is looking forward to my return in light of something that happened over 2 years ago.
2 years ago the Evil Speedo Corporate sued me in the Australian High Court over using the word speedo. I emailed the judge and told him that obviously I couldn’t afford to defend myself and that my use of the word speedo was in the generic context. The judge was nice but told me it didn’t matter. I might have hinted that his judgement wouldn’t really matter either as I thought it would be difficult to impose any restrictions or penalties.
I did go to the court, nobody recognised me although I was probably the only person in the court room wearing speedos (under my jeans). The Evil Speedo Corporation had a full table of expensive lawyers and my poor table had nobody. The judge ruled in their favour, I was never allowed to utter the word speedo ever again.
Doesn’t really seem like much has changed.
What I found quite ironic was that the mainstream press I received in Australia and the UK (where the Evil Speedo Corporation is based after some faceless conglomerate bought the iconic Australian brand) was fantastic for business.
Back to the nasty comment I received last week, I really don’t think the Australian media will be at the airport waiting for me – would be good for business though.
Hope you guys had a good weekend, I had a big one on Friday night and now that it is Sunday afternoon I’m starting to feel normal again.
Here are some guys wearing speedos for you guys (not Speedo speedos).
The weather here in Colorado over the last week has been fantastic. Warm, no wind and Breckenridge opened last Friday. It means that today I was up early, went for an early morning swim, then had 4 runs snowboarding and back in the office by 10:30.
Don’t worry it isn’t all peaches and cream, I fully expect to be working until midnight or so and then I’ll sleep like a baby.
On my list of things to do today is to reply to a request from International Jock who wants to advertise on this blog. Instead of just a static banner ad that maybe we’ll do something more fun.
How about this idea? They offer a pair of speedos from their site up for grabs for a reader each month? Or get their model shoot photo galleries and I can make them available to you guys.
Anyone have any good ideas?
I have ordered from International Jock (I think I ordered some N2N speedos from them) and they seemed good to deal with.
Not sure if ES is sold on International Jock but I’ve been seeing more and more of them around the web these days…. might be because they have some hot photo shoots.
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