Why doesn’t a speedo car wash exist?

Particularly in open minded cities like San Francisco and Sydney?  I think it would be awesome.

Granted in both of those cities, with the gay communities concentrated in the inner city some guys don’t have cars but if I was in that boat, I’d rent a car just to have it washed by some hot guys in speedos.

Doesn’t really seem fair that there are places like Hooters and the Tilted Kilt (can you believe I’ve never been to either) and no places for gay guys or girls who are interested in some hot guys getting all wet and soapy.