This is my favourite threesome position.
My first threesome (click here to read about that) didn’t involve this position, it was a few years later I think when I tried this but now it is my go-to threesome position.
I did once hook up with a couple from some online/mobile app. They were both pretty nervous and the guy was ‘straight’. I was on my back with the girlfriend 69’ing me while the guy fucked her. I intentionally didn’t touch his balls but they might have brushed against my forehead as I was eating her out.
All of a sudden, the guy freaked out, got up and left.
I was horny as hell, the chick seemed to be in to me but she said she better go…
I suppose I love sharing my hot threesome experiences, not all of them go off without a hitch.
Last night I had dinner with some friends and after a few too many drinks somehow the ‘trombone’ came up. I have no idea how this came up in conversation but it did. I mean, there were guys and girls there and it wasn’t a naughty discussion which was odd.
For those of you who don’t know what the trombone is…. it is when a guy receives a rim job (having his arsehole licked), and the person doing the licking reaches around or under and gives a handjob. It is just like playing a trombone right?
It is also called the dirty trombone or the dirty trumpet.
I think these guys have it down pat.
Any of you guys participated in a dirty trombone?
For those of you who don’t know, a ‘Fleshlight’ is a sex toy that looks like a flash light but you can fuck it. It is the top selling male sex toy of all time and I’ve had one for a while and I bought Kip one a couple of years ago.
They really do feel awesome but I still jack off on my own 10x more than I use my Fleshlight but I can recommend it.
Today I saw this pic of a fleshlight in a bed and I can’t believe I never thought about it…..
Again, I can’t believe I never thought of this position with my Flesh Light.
I just checked…. and my bed is at the perfect height.
So this is my plan, I fuck the bed/fleshlight and Kip gets behind me and fucks me. I’m going to give a prediction on the time it takes before I explode my load at 3 strokes or roughly 2 seconds.
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