You guys know my position on condom use – I choose to use condoms and if you don’t then we aren’t going to fuck.
There are two couples that I’ve played with who really didn’t want me to use a condom – I was polite as I could be in saying that I was pretty serious about condom use. In the end these couples agreed that it was fine (this was well before the fact – not when we were all naked in the living room).
I’m starting to sound like Reverend Wright – preaching. I’ll stop now.
Anyways – back to the idea of this post.
Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines.
- Sainsbury condoms – making life taste better
- Tesco Condoms – every little helps
- Nike Condoms – Just do it
- Peugeot Condoms – The ride of your life
- KFC Condoms – Finger Licking good
- Minstrels Condoms – melt in your mouth, not in your hand
- Safeway Condoms – Lightening the load
- Abbey National Condoms – because life is complicated enough
- Coca Cola Condoms – The real thing
- Ever Ready Condoms – keep going and going
- Pringles Condoms – once you pop, you can’t stop
- Burger King Condoms – Home of the Whopper
- Goodyear Condoms – “for a longer ride, go wide”
- Muller light condoms – so much pleasure, but where’s the pain?
- Flash Condoms – Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
- Halford Condoms – we go the extra mile
- Royal Mail Condoms – I saw this and thought of you
- Andrex Condoms – Soft, strong and very very long
- Renault Condoms – size really does matter!
- Domestos Condoms – gets right in the rim
- Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
- Carlsberg Condoms – probably the best condom in the world
- Pepperami Condoms – its a bit of an animal
- Polo Condoms – the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)
- McDonalds Condoms – I’m Lovin’ it!
Last night I was having a few quiet drinks with one of Kip’s neighbours and among other things we had a discussion on Safe Sex.
First off let me explain how this conversation came about. We’ll call Kip’s neighbour Jack (I won’t disclose his real name) and there is another neighbour (we’ll call her Jill). Anyway Jill comes around a bit and loves showing off her tits and trying to tease us in the hottub. She doesn’t know that Kip and I fuck each other, Jack is str8 and she has a boyfriend who is really nice so nobody has been intimate with her.
However, more recently she has been very flirtation with Jack and I and last night we said that next time she does it we’ll just have to flop our cocks out and fuck her (assuming she’d let us) but the point is that she’ll either stop being a cock tease or she’ll be very satisfied by the two of us nailing her.
Something came up and I said I had enough condoms and lube to take her right then and there if she knocked on the door and Jack said he doesn’t use condoms.
This is the 2nd friend of mine whom I’ve had this discussion with in the last 6 months. Both guys talk a big game of all the countless women they’ve screwed over time (both are older than me and perhaps in their day they did but I haven’t seen much evidence of either of them getting laid more than I do).
You guys know my position on safe sex – safe sex or no sex.
With these guys being older than me and as I don’t think I could change their opinions I generally sit and listen to what their argument is and I have to say that I think they are both stupid. Feel free to leave a comment if you think that I am stupid.
Shagging guys unprotected with the disease risk is too great a risk for me and shagging girls unprotected brings in the whole pregnancy issue which is something I don’t want to go near at this point in my life.
Am I weird for taking such a hardline position on safe sex?
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