I just got back from the pool, after yesterday I don’t have to explain why I was keen to get back there. I swam 3.8kms which was nice (does anyone know the significance of that distance?).
But that isn’t what I wanted to report to you guys…. I wanted to tell you that I didn’t see a single pair of dork shorts there. Maybe 10 guys at the pool and every single one of them was wearing speedos.
Whoohoooo!!!!
At the pool yesterday I notice this couple walk in together, both around 30yo I suppose and it looked like they were there during their work lunch hour. I’d never seen either of them at the pool before.
I was in the pool before this couple, wearing a pair of black Corka nylon speedos,
You can see my Corka speedos pictured here when I was at Lake Powell last summer:
I did 2 lengths of the pool, up and back, and my goggles were quite right so I stopped to fix them and as I did I got the most amazing view of these two walking to the lane next to me, him in a classic black speedo, her in a navy blue speedo one piece.
If I had stared any longer I would have boned up immediately so I got back to my swimming. I got glances of them under the water but nothing like that first view of them.
Just in case there is any chance they are reading this blog, feel free to reach out, say g’day or even invite me to join you guys anytime.
Yesterday afternoon, I did drop trou (trousers) and speedo it up in front of a bunch of people. I really don’t think it should be a big deal, everyone in the crew would wear speedos doing lap swimming?
It was late in the arvo and half time on the footy so I went and jumped in the ocean. My dork shorts were dry and I was wearing those AussieBum square cuts under them.
Alex was chilling out in the house and he said that it got a reaction – I can’t believe it. Anyways, later in the evening, my neighbor chick ‘Buffy’ (not her real name but a little bit of an inside joke) actually complimented me on my AussieBums.
Again, I know I’m repeating myself, but if we were at the pool swimming laps, it would be weird if someone wore dork shorts. Just like these people below – how HOT is the couple in the first photo?!?!?!?!
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