Someone mentioned the word ‘Speedophile’ to me the other day in an email.

To be honest I had never heard of it in context and after checking up urban dictionary I had to scroll down to find the ‘speedo swimsuit’ related meaning.

Speedophile is a Petrol-Head who’s ONLY concern is “How Fast It Goes”…………They see points as prizes, and have usualy got more than one speeding conviction, but see it as an injustice, rather than a warning they are going too fast.
Thie last resting place is usualy wrapped round a tree.

However, I think this is the meaning which more applies to us….

Speedophile is someone who has an unnatural penchant for wearing Speedo style swimming trunks.

Although I would argue that there is nothing unnatural about it at all – if anything boardies are what are unnatural.

If I got a bunch of bumped stickers like this made up…. would you put it on the back of your car?