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Evil Speedo Corporation

Posted By: Dave Speedo Evanson: June 05, 2010In: About Me, Blog IdeasTags: aussiebum ADIDAS, nike, pentland, speedo, speedo brand, speedo corporation, speedo style swimwear, swimwear brands, Tyr5 Comments

Over the last couple of months I’ve been fighting the evil Speedo Corporation over my domain name ‘AussieSpeedoGuy.com’.

They claimed it was infringing on their copyright….

My opinion is that the word speedo is a generic term and particularly used in the context of this blog this Aussie Speedo Guy could be wearing AussieBum’s, ADIDAS, Nike, Tyr or any other of the many speedo manufacturers.

Unforunately, I didn’t win but I didn’t expect to either – they stole the domain SpeedoBoyz.com off me a few years ago.

I’m madly emailing fellow bloggers who have me on their blogroll to changed to AussieSpeedoGuy.org.

If you have me in your favourites it might pay to change it to AussieSpeedoGuy.org as well – I’m not 100% sure of when exactly they’ll steal the domain but it is imminent.

www.AussieSpeedoGuy.org

Speedo Man Servant Required

Posted By: Dave Speedo Evanson: August 06, 2009In: Gay Experiences, Naughty Posts, Post with Pics, Speedos InvolvedTags: brazilian cut, nike, servant, speedo job, speedo tan, Speedos, square cut, square leg, SwimmerBoyz.com, swimwear, three guys1 Comment

The latest New Zealand unemployment figures were released today and they are the highest in 9 years.

So, if money wasn’t an issue for me (it is so please drop my SwimmerBoyz.com) then I would do my part by placing an ad for a Speedo Man Servant.

Hours may vary…. depending on how fast you want it to be.
Uniform provided.
Please include photo in application.
Must be able to travel.
Part time applicants who are willing to share position may be considered.
Laundry and general house keeping duties will be expected.
Cooking would be nice but if you can pick up KFC then that counts.
Bar tending skills would be handy.
Speedo tans will make short list.

Anyone want to applpy? Email me your application (with photo) to DaveSpeedoEvans@Hotmail.com and I’ll post it up here over the weekend. Just a giggle unfortunately.

These three guys were completely acceptable. Perhaps I should have a 3 month internship and have 5 inters? Owwwwwwww.

Here is a fantasy of mine – I wrote this way back and it is a fantasy of me being a ‘Speedo Waiter’. Click here to read this old post.