I am finally home, sweet home guys. Again, apologies for the lack of posts over the last couple of weeks. First I was busy as hell, and on my drive south I did a little bit of exploring and I stayed in this National Park where I had no phone, or internet, connection for 3 days. I don’t think I’ve ever gone 12 hours without internet.
I feel recharged and ready to kick ass over the Xmas/summer period (it is our summer break here in Australia).
After being away for what feels like, forever, I had a list of things I need to order. I cracked my mobile phone, the speedometer on my car broke so I have ordered a heads up GPS display (hope it works), I’ve lost about 5kgs so I need new belts, and I need new running shoes (an American fan/now friend is a fantastic runner and he tells me what shoes to buy, he recently had his first two guy threesome which he has given me permission to share with you guys if you are interested).
Of course, I feel like I need some new speedos. I have lots of speedos but my white ones are too see through, some have lost their drawstrings and the Aussie Flag ones, that I am wearing right now, are a little bit too skimpy for public consumption.
I just did a stocktake of the speedos that I can wear to the pool/public and I really only have 5 pairs:
- Ryke Blue and Black Stripe – my most recent and most expensive speedo.
- Turbo – these are tight and I don’t wear them often but they are nice.
- Black ADDICTED – little tight but a classic black speedo. I’ve owned this in green and blue and they wear out really quickly.
- Maroon AussieBum – these are the speedos I wore to the pool this morning.
- Multicoloured ADDICTED – these are a really nice speedo.
Pic here
One thing I don’t have is a red speedo…. these ones pictured below look like they would be fine in public right? Anyone know where I can find these? I might make them my Xmas present to myself.
Does anyone here know someone, or are maybe even working with the speedo company Ryke?
I’ve never seen a pair of these speedos in the flesh, but they have some gorgeous models and there are a few guys out there wearing them and showing off their speedo selfies wearing Ryke.
They are $80 though….. that is just a bit rich for me. Wearing speedos pretty much all the time, sometimes I wear a pair of speedos out pretty quickly.
I would love a pair of the ones pictured below though. I am working pretty hard on loosing a little bit of weight, maybe if I reach a weight goal I will shout myself a pair of these.
What do you guys think? And, what is the most expensive speedo you have ever bought?
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Yesterday afternoon I met a friend for a late lunch. Chick, nothing naughty and she thinks I am 100% str8 (maybe not now). I have been working way too much in the office so I thought I should make the effort and get some sun so I agreed to meet at a gorgeous little beach down a little bit north of where I live.
There is a Surf Life Saving Club (I have mentioned my experiences being a member of a Surf Life Saving Club, which I will repost for you guys tomorrow) which is right on the ocean and has a fantastic restaurant/bar so we agreed to meet there.
If any of my non-Aussie readers/fans aren’t sure what a Surf Life Saving Club is, let me know in the comments and I am happy to explain how it works.
It is was a great day, sun was out and there were a few people on the beach. We had a table on the patio overlooking the patrolled beach. There were a few chicks in thong bikinis which seems to be a continuing trend and my lunch date commented on it (she is a little older than me).
Half way through lunch, my lunch mate used to rest rooms and while she was away this guy, mid 30’s wearing a Budgy Smuggler speedo walks across the beach right in front of the Surf Club. He was gorgeous and to top it off, he had such confidence that I was blow away. His ass, his chest, his legs, OMG, it was a real life Aussie Speedo Guy blog post. Hahaha.
Only problem was, while I was ooogggling the Budgy Smuggler Speedo Adonis, my friend returned from the bathroom.
I’m really not sure how badly I was caught.
I passed it off saying there was some eye candy for her since the thong girls were eye candy for me.
It did prompt a little bit of a discussion regarding mens swimwear. She told me that it wasn’t fair that girls always wore skimpy swimsuits and she hoped that speedos would become a trend, just as thong bikinis had.
I couldn’t agree with her more.
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