Darn I’m horny today – yes I am hungover as well.
I’ve been busy over the last few days and too busy to even masturbate but I’m making up for it today. 5 so far and it is not even 5pm.
My personal daily masturbation record is 10 times. By the 10th it was barely a dribble of jizz, my hand was cramping, my cock was sooooo sore I couldn’t touch it for a few days after. What is your record?
I’m not sure what my record is with someone else but maybe it is something I should have a crack at. I do find I can cum quicker when doing it myself so maybe solo is the best way to get a higher count.
Anyways this pic below was yesterdays ‘Speedo Photo of the Day’ – there are 220 speedo photos over there so drop in and check them out.
I heard this saying for the first time the other day and I thought it was kinda funny.
Blue Balls – the excrutiating pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin when he knows he should.
Cure: JUST WACK IT MAN!! or get your woman to help you out and do the job right. It’s that simple to make the horrible pain go away.
note to all women,NEVER NEVER NEVER give your man blue balls…its the worse pain he will ever feel in his life and he never deserves it…well, almost never…
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