Today was gorgeous and I headed to the pool around 11am. That time of day it is nice and quiet, I had a lane to myself and wore my favourite AussieBum speedos, the Portsea’s.
This first photo is a 2nd pair of AussieBum Portseas of mine with the AussieBum logo on the front.
I had some phone calls to deal with so after banging out 40 minutes of freestyle laps, I jumped out of the pool to check my phone and sat on one of the chairs out in the sun. I also kinda wanted to dry off a little since I was going to the grocery store on the way home. Usually I don’t hang out at the pool, I’m all business, get there, get in the pool, swim and get out of there. That is unless of I have a rendevous in the change rooms planned – hehehe. So today was a little different with me sitting out on the chairs just in my speedo. While I was sitting there, this guy came up and sat on the chair next to me. Nobody else was around and he could have sat anywhere.
The guy, now I know his name is Tony (not his real name, I’m just going to use Tony for the purpose of discretion), swims a fair bit and I’ve seen him and said g’day in passing. He drives one of the new Jaguars which looks gorgeous.
When he sat down I had my head buried in my phone and he startled me a little bit. What startled me even more was that he was wearing a pair of those old school AussieBum XS speedos. Tony is a swimmer so I’ve only seen him wearing speedos but I’ve never really paid any attention. Turns out Tony has been paying attention to my speedos as he complimented me on my AussieBum’s and proceeded to tell me how he is a huge AussieBum fan and knows Sean Ashbry (the owner/founder of AussieBum).
These are those AussieBum XS’s, I’ve never owned a pair myself – what do you guys think of them?
Let me tell you more about Tony, he is probably mid 40’s, just a touch of grey around his close cut hair, masculine for sure, hairy chest but not a carpet, speedo tan from him swimming, my height but a little thicker but fit. And we all now know that he likes wearing AussieBum speedos. He seems 100% straight and has a wedding ring that I noticed.
During our chat there on the poolside chairs I was caught by surprise and had no idea what was really going on. We chatted awkwardly for a little bit and then Tony said that if I needed a training partner or a beer to wash out the chlorine after a swim to let him know and he left his business card on the table. Turns out his is a partner in a pretty big law firm here. Then he got up and walked to the change rooms. I pretended to look at my phone but kept an eye on Tony as he headed to the change rooms, if he had looked back or given me a wink I’m not sure what I would have done. Aghhhh, you guys know me. I would have followed him into the change rooms and seen what we could have gotten up to in our AussieBum speedos.
Tony didn’t look back.
I grabbed his business card and left before he returned from the change rooms.
Since I got home I started writing this blog post and then I did a little bit of research on Tony (I have all his details from his business card), usual stuff for a lawyer, seems pretty good at it, grew up in Sydney but came up to the coast to run the office up here, hobbies include triathlons (which explains the swimming and being pretty fit of a 46yo).
And he is married (to a woman), has two kids and from the facebook photos that are public, seems like a happy hosuehold. The family was recently on a vacation and pics of Tony wearing dork shorts next to his wife, who is pretty hot, in a bikini joking around.
What do you guys make of it?
Last Friday night I had my first big night out in a while.
Any of you old readers know that I have some friends in San Francisco, I was staying with them before I did my road trip to Breckenridge to see Kip. I did have a naughty experience with them a few years ago but the wife just had a kid so we are all just friends now.
Since I’m back in San Francisco they are pretty much the only ‘normal’ people I know (she is a kiwi and I met them in New Zealand through some mutual snowboarding friends years ago).
So we went out on the town. With the baby being born both of them have been behaving of course and last night was the first time the missus had a drink of alcohol (it has been 3 months since the baby and she only had 2 glasses of champagne). Unfortuntely, or perhaps fortunately, the husband and I were in good form. My new pad in only a couple of blocks from their house on Deluce Park and husband and I had a BIG ONE.
To put it bluntly – we were both munted!!!
Wife went home pretty early to relieve the baby sitter but us boys kept partying on.
I didn’t pick up and it was probably a good thing since I’m pretty sure I wouldbn’t have put in much of a performance.
Anyway – today I met husband, wife and baby for a late lunch and a bit of a debrief. Husband and I were a little seedy – quite frankly I could have just lied in bed all day.
During lunch husband asks me if I remember a tall blonde girl with a pearl necklace. I remember talking to the girl, I can’t remember her name (even now), but she was a pretty girl. I even remember when I first started our conversation – we were both at the bar and I told her that pretty girls aren’t allowed to buy drinks and I bought her a drink.
Turns out – after talking to this girl for a while I introduced husband into the conversation and then after a few minutes I went to grab another round of drinks.
That was when ‘Pearl Necklace’ told Husband that my pickup line was “I’m rich, and I’d like to lick your pussy”
I cannot remember saying that then or ever before. For starters I’m not rich at all but I would have licked her pussy. Maybe I meant to say – one of the next 2 things I say is true and one is false. Hahahaha.
Turns out Pearl Necklace thought that I was charming and thought that I was sweet despite my obviously intoxicated state.
However, on my way to get another round of drinks I was distracted like an ADHD kid on red cordial and was seen on the dance floor with 4 ladies in their 60’s.
Not surprisingly – I did not get laid that night. Probably a good thing since I’m pretty sure apart from my pussy licking skills I wouldn’t have put on much of a performance.
What is the funniest thing you’ve said under the influence that you would never in a million years say if you were sober?
Continuing on from yesterdays post guys (scroll down to read the first part of this experience).
So the husband and I are sitting on the couch both wearing black speedos. I’m hard as a rock from making out with the wife and we are both sitting there rubbing our cocks through our speedos. It doesn’t take long until the wife returns. All she is wearing is a white bikini. She is petite, nice medium sized titties, shaved all over and brunette.
She notices straight away that I’m harder than her husband and getting on her knees between his legs starts rubbing the front of his speedo. First with her hands, then with her mouth.
After watching this amazingly hot sight, I decide that I should look after the wife. I need to cool down a little bit as well. I get off the couch and lying on my back on the ground, I put my head between her legs, pulled her bikini aside and tasted her moist pussy. My attention to the wifes pussy was met with a groan of pleasure from the wife and she started to grind her pussy on my face. I assumed that husbands cock was free of his speedo and wife was sucking hard on it.
After a little while husband told me that I could fuck his wife from behind if I wanted to. I was still super horny but I had cooled down a little bit and thought that I wouldn’t blow my load after two strokes so I grabbed a condom and got on my knees behind wife. Sure enough husbands speedo was pulled down and wife was sucking away on his now very very hard cock. Wifes pussy was well and truly wet from the attention my tongue had given it over the previous 5 minutes and my cock slid in easily and the groaning coming from wifes cock filled mouth with every thrust of my cock indicated that she was enjoying having a cock in both ends.
Both husband and I were starting to get really hot and I know I was keen to hold off for a little while.
Thankfully husband had the same idea and suggested that we move upstairs into the bedroom.
So the three of us put our genitals back into our swimwwear. Took a deep breath and moved up stairs…..
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