Earlier in the week red speedos were just on my brain yesterday so after I got back from my morning walk and swim at the beach I wrote a blog post for you guys and shared some of my red speedo selfies, and then I thought I should see if anyone wanted to cum over and play with me in my red speedos in the flesh….
I opened Grindr on my phone, I updated my profile and explained what I was looking for “Looking for a guy to come over and have some fun in our speedos. Can host.”
With that updated, I got stuck in to some more work and a couple of hours later I checked my phone and there was a bunch of messages. Of the 10 messages, 8 of them were “Hey” with a blank profile and no pictures so I deleted those…
Here is an online hookup app tip, if you really actually want to hook up and have sex. Take 10 seconds and send a real message, “Hey” is what horses eat.
And also, if I’m looking to suck and fuck a guy as a one off hookup, I need to know what you look like so have a photo or I am ignoring you. I understand not having a face pic, but that is easy to hide and still show me what you look like.
Sorry for the rant but c’mon!
Of the remaining two guys, one guy send me a pic of him wearing a tiny pair of red speedos and he said he was keen but would have to be 6pm and it would have to be quick because he had other commitments. I was all excited and had a boner for most of the day. Then half an hour before he was supposed to come over, he cancelled.
Grrrrr….. all that pent up horniness wasted…..
I know you guys love it when I write about my naughty speedo experiences and I don’t always share my failures (because they are boring) but rest assured, for every fun naughty experience there are at least one, maybe two flops.
Here are some guys getting all horny in their red speedos.
It was a week ago today that I got back from a week in the country and I was super horny. I needed to dump a load (or three) and have some kind of human contact.
I was out house sitting for some friends and while it was beautiful, the country is quiet and lonely. I did get a bunch of work done and you guys are enjoying the fruits of my loneliness with all the new movies on my sites but I was hella horny. Before I left the house in the country I had texted Slave Boy to see if he wanted to hook up that Monday night. He replied yes, and asked if he could bring a friend. I also replied yes, of course.
Slave Boy and I hooked up a month or so ago for the first time. It was on online/mobile app connection (email me and I’ll tell you which app if you are curious). You can read about that experience on my blog.
Enough intro.
It is about 6pm, it is dark and there is a knock at my door. I answer the door wearing only my black Arena speedos (here are some pics of me wearing those).
The two Slave Boys enter after brief introductions. I let them in, close the door and order them to strip. Both of them are wearing black speedos which is great (surprise surprise, Aussie Speedo Guy likes guys in speedos). I just stood there with my raging hardon watching these two twenty year old guys strip down to their speedos. The new guy walked up to me and bold as you can be, started rubbing the front of my speedo and told me that they were there to serve me.
He lowered himself to his knees in front of me as he gently lowers my speedos. The Original Slave Boy was then on his knees behind me. Then their tongues were all over, front and back.
It was in that position that I had my first of three orgasms.
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If any of you guys on here use hookup Apps like Grindr, or Scruff then can I share with you a little bit of advice.
Don’t say “Hey”.
This is a pet hate of mine and here is a screen shot o my Grindr account today.
None of those guys received replies.
When I’m on Grindr… I am looking to start chatting with a guy whom I will meet up and have sex with. Hey is probably not going to get my interest because it seems like you are lazy. Who wants a lazy lover?
I share this screen shot a few days ago with the Hawaii Speedo Student and he completely agreed with me but he added to the exasperation by bringing up guys who have no info or pics on their profiles. I hate this too. My profile is as complete as I can possibly make it. I’m still discreet so I don’t have any face pics on there but I have lots of pics of my body and I’m happy to share face pics when I get chatting with a guy.
A little over a month ago I hooked up with a you guy I started chatting with on Grindr. I wrote about it and you can read what he messaged me – click here.
Sorry for the rant but c’mon guys!!!
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