I often talk about how I am on Grindr (click here to see the speedo guys I’ve found on there).
For those who don’t know what Grindr is, it is a hookup/dating app for gay guys. If I had a girlfriend I think it could be a good place to pick up guys to join us for a threesome… hopefully one day I’ll get to tell you about that.
The straight version of Grindr is Tinder which is probably better known…. leave me a comment and let me know if you have heard of one or both of these apps. With some crap weather here I was a little bored so I downloaded Tinder and put up a real profile. So far, I have had zero matches and I feel like a lot of the accounts are fake but I’ll see how it goes over the next week or two.
One profile that jumped out at me was a chick wearing a super sexy white, thong, one piece swimsuit that looks amazing. And it looks naughty. She seems just like the girl for me…. (there is a non-blurry version for members, didn’t really want to make this 100% public).
I know most of you guys are interested in chicks in white swimsuits (if you are go over to my bisexual blog – www.BisexualDave.com), so here are some guys wearing white speedos which is probably more up your alley.
I use Grindr when looking for casual hookups, I really should get some sponsorship from them as well as AussieBum and Speedo considering how much I promote their products (if anyone from those companies is reading this, please shoot me an email).
It wasn’t long ago that I wasn’t allowed to upload any of my speedo selfies to Grindr (breach of ‘decency’ rules which I don’t quite understand) but it looks like their ‘decency’ rules have changed.
With summer coming on here and guys getting out in their speedos, there are a few guys showing off their speedo selfies on Grindr. Of course, any guy wearing a speedo gets my attention and here are some of the guys in my favourites…. for privacy I’ve kept these pics for Members Only as I’m sure you can understand.
Do you have a speedo Grindr selfie?
Earlier in the week red speedos were just on my brain yesterday so after I got back from my morning walk and swim at the beach I wrote a blog post for you guys and shared some of my red speedo selfies, and then I thought I should see if anyone wanted to cum over and play with me in my red speedos in the flesh….
I opened Grindr on my phone, I updated my profile and explained what I was looking for “Looking for a guy to come over and have some fun in our speedos. Can host.”
With that updated, I got stuck in to some more work and a couple of hours later I checked my phone and there was a bunch of messages. Of the 10 messages, 8 of them were “Hey” with a blank profile and no pictures so I deleted those…
Here is an online hookup app tip, if you really actually want to hook up and have sex. Take 10 seconds and send a real message, “Hey” is what horses eat.
And also, if I’m looking to suck and fuck a guy as a one off hookup, I need to know what you look like so have a photo or I am ignoring you. I understand not having a face pic, but that is easy to hide and still show me what you look like.
Sorry for the rant but c’mon!
Of the remaining two guys, one guy send me a pic of him wearing a tiny pair of red speedos and he said he was keen but would have to be 6pm and it would have to be quick because he had other commitments. I was all excited and had a boner for most of the day. Then half an hour before he was supposed to come over, he cancelled.
Grrrrr….. all that pent up horniness wasted…..
I know you guys love it when I write about my naughty speedo experiences and I don’t always share my failures (because they are boring) but rest assured, for every fun naughty experience there are at least one, maybe two flops.
Here are some guys getting all horny in their red speedos.
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