One of my cheesy pick up lines (to women) is when I am out partying and if I see a chick on her phone, I tell her that if she sees my face, to swipe right…. joking that she is on Tinder.
I haven’t gotten laid or a girlfriend out of the pickup line but I usually get a smile.
If I saw this guy at the beach I wonder if I would have the courage to use that pick up line?
My hike yesterday was just lovely. The wind got up a littler earlier than I expected but was nice to get out and stretch the legs and the beer at the end tasted really good.
There was no naughty action at the nude beach so nothing to report there.
I did get a message from a guy who was keen to join me (which surely would have resulted in some hanky-panky at some point along the hike). Sounded good and the company on the 10km walk would have been nice as well, then at the very last minute, he cancels.
Ow well, his loss.
This is the fourth rejection/cancelling I have had in the last few weeks.
The first was over Easter when a gay couple who were staying not far from where I live hit me up on Grindr keen for a threesome. When they rocked up, there was only one of them. They were in a long term relationship and the guy who cancelled just wasn’t feeling well so his boyfriend came over anyway. Weird. The boyfriend and I still fucked like rabbits for an our or so and he went home to his boyfriend.
Next was a guy I was super keen to hook up with who messaged me on Twitter. I really don’t use Twitter, I use Twitter messaging even less (every day I spend at least an hour emailing members and guys about my sites). After telling this guy to email me and explaining I don’t use Twitter much, he messages me on Twitter and I don’t see the message for a few weeks and he gets the shits.
No naughty action for him if he gets stroppy like that.
OK, I better stop complaining and get some work done. Think I’ll publish a new Movie of the Week tomorrow for you guys, leave a comment if you have any special requests.
Last week when I was at the beach (I wrote about it a few blog posts ago), I was super horny and was scrolling through Grindr hoping that there might be someone else on the beach as horny as I was. I ended up finding S on there.
S is a guy I follow and have chatted very briefly with on Twitter. I even wrote a piece of fiction of a beach threesome scenario I would love to act out in real life. I rarely write fiction but this featured a guy I was fucking at the time and someone I definitely fantasized about fucking. Click here to read it if you like.
So back to the beach last week when I found S on Grindr…. we started chatting and sounds really nice. He is super hot and in his early twenties and he sounds keen to hang out one day. No I just need an excuse to go down to the city and see what happens.
I think he is a little bit naughty from one of his recent pics…..
Click here to see a gallery of S’s speedo selfies.
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