I made it back to San Fran with no problems – I still haven’t joined the mile high club though.
I do have a funny story about one of my gay hostesses getting a little bit uppity. It was a QANTAS flight and I was sitting next to this American couple on their way home. They were nice and both of them had retired from the Navy where they worked in ‘intelligence’. I’m not sure what that means and I didn’t get too many details out of them.
The three of us were having a drink after dinner, it was my 2nd scotch of the flight and about 4hrs into it. The elderly couple were drinking wine. We asked this flamboyantly gay male hostess for another drink. He got the wine really quick but like 15 minutes later I still didn’t have my drink. I’m pretty chilled out so I wasn’t too concerned. Then this older, a little overweight, str8 male hostess is walking by and I asked him if he could check up with the fairy on my scotch. My exact words were:
Any chance you could see how my scotch is coming along from the fairy with the blond hair.
I didn’t say it being nasty, I was smiling and I didn’t really mind it takign 15 minutes BUT as I said it, the fairy popped up. And he heard it. Hahahaha.
He gave me the drink, I was embarrassed and thanked him and then he told me that he thought I had enough to drink and was cutting me off. Aggghhhhhhh.
Ow well – I guess some people don’t have a sense of humor. If the guy is reading this…. I’m sure you didn’t know that it was the famous ‘Dave Evans’ calling you a ‘fairy’ and I apologise if I hurt your feelings but that wasn’t my intention at all – and next time you are in San Francisco I’d love to make it up to you – hehehe.
I made it safe and sound guys.
There were some cute made hostesses on the flight – I’m pretty sure you have to be gay to get one of those jobs. I’ve never even been close to joining the mile high club but any one of the male hostesses on my flight could have had my Mile-High virginity. I remember Shannon Boh posting some pics of him on an Australian domestic flight getting his pants off and posing for some pics in a speedo – I never come across that on my flights.
I got a little sleep and finished the first of the ‘Hunger Games’ novels – I knew nothing about it and I enjoyed the premise – I little ‘young adult’ (was no Salman Rushdie which is a tough read) but perfect for the flight. I’ll finish off the 2nd and third books on the beach over the next week hopefully.
I’m getting a quick blog post in before my hosts get home from work – the weather isn’t awesome but not too bad and I’ll get a quick dip in the ocean despite everyone thinking I’m crazy.
Then I’m off to poker with the boys (all str8 unfortunately and I’m not out to any of them) and watch the Broncos v Titans game. If I don’t drink too much I might get up for a surf at sunrise but I wouldn’t bet on it – might end up at the Terrigal Pub instead – hehehe.
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