I often wonder if it is weird that I find a guy in speedos hotter than a guy with no clothes on.
Maybe it is the idea of what that tiny little piece of lycra is hiding that is the turn on for me.
I also find pics of guys in speedos a turn on because I’m wondering, what naughty business are they planning?
Let me tell you what I see in the picture below:
A cute young gay American couple are on holidays up on Australia’s Sunshine Coast (that is where I live). After a few days of doing touristy things like going to the Australia Zoo (that is the one Steve Irwin started) they decided to have a nice restful day..
Their day started with a nice breakfast overlooking this ocean/rock swimming pool and enjoyed watching the locals swimming laps. It was mostly older people but there were a few hot younger Aussie ‘blokes’. What they did notice was that every one was wearing speedos. That reminded them that they have bought a pair of speedos each just for this trip. Neither of them had ever worn a speedo but they figured, when in Australia, speedo it up.
They enjoyed a beautiful 5 minute stroll down the beach back to their hotel and saw more Aussie guys at the beach wearing speedos. Was this normal or did they just have speedos on their brain?
Up in their room they both put on their new speedos and checked each other out.
For guys who are used to wearing boxers, they are tight and they can’t believe how little is left to the imagination.
The guys head to the pool. Lying there enjoying the Aussie sun and an early drink the guys find they have to keep jumping in the pool as their cocks spontaneously grow in their speedos. They talk about it which makes it even worse.
As they get a little tipsy from their drinks, they are getting hornier and one of the guys suggests they check out the local talent on Grindr. Maybe meet a real local.
To their amazement, there is a guy 120m from them and his profile photo is of him wearing a speedo that looks familiar to them. Looking closer the guys remember that it must be one of the hotties they saw swimming at the pool this morning, it is the same speedo and looks like the same guy.
They message him, telling him they might have seen him earlier today at the pool.
He replies back, that was him.
Their next message says how amazed they are at all the hot guys just walking around in speedos.
His reply asks them if they are wearing speedos.
They take this selfie below to provide ‘proof of speedo’……
Today is an absolute cracker of a day, light wind, not a cloud in the sky and high 20’s (celsius).
I just got back from a lovely walk up the beach and I am horny from all the speedo guys that are out there enjoying this weather.
A little bit north of where I am there is a dog beach and on the beach were two guys that I have seen before (I think on Sundays), they look late 30’s, fit/average build and both are always wearing speedos (which is why I remember them). They have a couple of dogs as well.
I don’t want speedos to stereotype people but what do you think are the odds that these two speedo guys are a gay couple or gay fuck buddies?
I’m going to say it is pretty likely.
If either of those guys are reading this post, please get in touch with me because I would love to start my Sunday mornings off with….
Seeing you two at the beach:
Then I would take you guys up to the dunes (both or one at a time if someone needs to look after the dogs):
After I was done with you both, I would probably need a swim to clean up this mess:
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