Today I wanted to give you guys a new speedo movie to watch but I’ve been sorting out getting permission to cross the state border in to Queensland. This Covid stuff is even effecting speedo porn!
Right now face masks are compulsory in Victoria (that is where Melbourne is for my international followers) and it is a $200 fine if you aren’t wearing one (except if you are jogging, which is another example of stupid rules).
I love the mask this guy is wearing, it matches his Budgy Smugglers…. I wonder if he bought the mask or if he made it from an old pair of speedos? Maybe a benefit of the Covid is you can walk around in public sniffing the front of a speedo?
Do you know what the word ‘pegging’ means?
I have to admit that it is kind of new to my vocabulary. Over the weekend a bunch of us were playing Cards Against Humanity and one of the girls there had a card with ‘pegging’ on it. She had no idea and actually I’m not sure anyone had an idea.
I had to explain it….. here is the urban dictionary definition:
anal sex reversed. instead of the man sticking his penis up the womans butt, the woman wears a strap-on and sticks it up the mans butt.
Did you know what it means?
I like being tied up in speedos, I like tying other people up in speedos. I think this comes from some of my very first sexual experiences where a friend and I would get horny, watch porn together and fool around (summer in Australia and of course we would end up wearing only our speedos). We both put our cocks in each other mouth, I’m not entirely sure why but we would sit on a chair, tie our hands behind our backs, turn off the lights… maybe we though it wasn’t as gay that way – hahaha.
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