One of my cheesy pick up lines (to women) is when I am out partying and if I see a chick on her phone, I tell her that if she sees my face, to swipe right…. joking that she is on Tinder.
I haven’t gotten laid or a girlfriend out of the pickup line but I usually get a smile.
If I saw this guy at the beach I wonder if I would have the courage to use that pick up line?
Weather has been pretty good this week and I have managed to get a couple of hours of beach time in. My speedo tan was fading a little bit.
I don’t know about you guys, but when I’m outside in the sunshine, wearing speedos I seem to be hornier. Anyone else feel like that?
While I was at the beach yesterday I flipped on Grindr to add some new pics (yeah, I like to keep my pics current) and saw this….
Looked pretty tastey to me so started chatting with the guy and he doesn’t have any uni classes on Friday morning and is going to meet me at the beach.
Here are full photos from his profile and an explanation of what the ‘Alex’ means (I’m sure some of you guys know what it means already but helping out my non-Aussie readers.
Earlier in the week red speedos were just on my brain yesterday so after I got back from my morning walk and swim at the beach I wrote a blog post for you guys and shared some of my red speedo selfies, and then I thought I should see if anyone wanted to cum over and play with me in my red speedos in the flesh….
I opened Grindr on my phone, I updated my profile and explained what I was looking for “Looking for a guy to come over and have some fun in our speedos. Can host.”
With that updated, I got stuck in to some more work and a couple of hours later I checked my phone and there was a bunch of messages. Of the 10 messages, 8 of them were “Hey” with a blank profile and no pictures so I deleted those…
Here is an online hookup app tip, if you really actually want to hook up and have sex. Take 10 seconds and send a real message, “Hey” is what horses eat.
And also, if I’m looking to suck and fuck a guy as a one off hookup, I need to know what you look like so have a photo or I am ignoring you. I understand not having a face pic, but that is easy to hide and still show me what you look like.
Sorry for the rant but c’mon!
Of the remaining two guys, one guy send me a pic of him wearing a tiny pair of red speedos and he said he was keen but would have to be 6pm and it would have to be quick because he had other commitments. I was all excited and had a boner for most of the day. Then half an hour before he was supposed to come over, he cancelled.
Grrrrr….. all that pent up horniness wasted…..
I know you guys love it when I write about my naughty speedo experiences and I don’t always share my failures (because they are boring) but rest assured, for every fun naughty experience there are at least one, maybe two flops.
Here are some guys getting all horny in their red speedos.
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