I don’t know what I would do without online dating.
Being mostly ‘in the closet’ it is pretty rare for me to pick up a guy out on the town and you guys know that I have met a bunch of guys online that I’ve hooked up with. How did guys do it in the old days before the internet?
Well yesterday (like today) was miserable, sleeting snow, no rugby on TV until late and I was bored. I went for a swim and cooked up a beautiful fettucini cabonara for lunch and then I had nothing else to do so I started trawling the two online dating sites that I use when I’m in New Zealand. There isn’t a whole lot of choice being a small town but there were a few guys that were on holidays that I shot off messages to. I shot a few messages off to a few girls as well.
2 guys got back to me within a couple of hrs and one was keen to hookup pretty much straight away. He’s 19yo, on holidays from Aussie and twisted his knee the day before so was having a day off while his mates were up the hill skiing and snowboarding and was keen for some fun. I shot him a couple of txt messages and half an hour later he walked to my place (only a few blocks from the backpackers he is staying at).
He was a really nice guy, he didn’t have any speedos so I gave him a pair and he changed in my bathroom and walked out just wearing them (black spank lycra ones) and I just about came in my speedos.
We both got stuck into each other and over the next half hour or so sucked and fucked each other roughly. When we were finished I could have chilled out and gone back for more after a couple of beers but it was kinda weird and I could tell the 19yo Aussie had done his business and was keen to go home.
Not even a shower together to finish it off.
I love the internet!!!!!
After fixing my online dating profile and adding some new pics I finally have gotten some responses.
As usual there are a bunch of one line messages from guys who don’t fill in their own profile or send me a pic of them which I completely ignore. I’m thinking if someone is too lazy to fill in a profile and add a photo then they don’t really have their heart in it when it comes to looking for a casual, no strings hookup.
The most promising/exciting ‘prospect’ is two Aussie guys that are in town for gay ski week and would be keen for me to join them. They are both in their mid/late 30’s, staying at a nice hotel in town, both look pretty hot and they understand my passion for speedo sex.
I’m meeting them for a drink after dinner and we’ll see where things lead – I haven’t had any for 3 weeks now, I hope I still know how to do it.
And hopefully when the speedos are removed tonight, I’ll get to be the pig, on the spit…..
Today I was going to have a rant about people giving Tony Hayward a hard time about his ‘afternoon yachting’ when President Obama had his 7th round of golf since this thing started.
I think it is foolish of Tony Hayward and I think BP should have put an American as the ‘talking head’. It was said that this was Haywards first day off since the spill started on April 20th.
Since coming to office Obama has played 32 round of golf!!! Does anyone else have a problem with this? Unemployment still above 9%, some much need reform in the financial system just to name some things that might deserve some attention other than his swing. But what would I know – I’m off an 8 handicap, Obama is a 16.
Well I suppose I just had a bit of a rant – sorry guys.
On a much more fun topic, I have lined up some fun for tomorrow afternoon. My housemates are both out and I have the house to myself. I don’t think I’ve had the house to myself since I moved in and I’m going to make the most of it. It is a little cold for the pool but speedos will be involved.
Today I’ve hooked up with ‘Steve’ from one of the online dating sites I frequent and he’s coming over after work. You guys know I’ll share all the details. I will try and not wack off tomorrow morning so I have a nice big load for ‘Steve’. One thing his profile (and profile pics) demonstrated that ‘Steven’ was a gymnast growing up and is very ‘bendy’. Sounds like fun to me.
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