Today I was talking to one of my mates in Aussie, where I have spent some time on the Central NSW Coast. He just got back from a snowboarding trip to Japan and is back on the beach enjoying the warm weather, beach, surf and weekend BBQ’s.
I started looking through some photos (a couple here) from when I was there last and it got me thinking how the Texan Brunette would fit into that group of guys. I think the funniest thing is that in summer these guys (all of them str8, as far as I know) will be sitting around the house watching football and playing backyard cricket in their footy shorts and no shirt. Definitely something I couldn’t see my American mates doing.
These guys mostly wear speedos under their footy shorts but they are short.
Gives me an idea that Kip and I should have a speedo BBQ maybe up at A-Basin on the famous ‘beach’. Anyone in Colorado interested in joining us?
Well my plans for today, which weren’t in concrete, have all fallen through and I’m sitting here doing some work. The run of stunning wear has ended and it is overcast and windy now. Looking down the beach I can see maybe 3 people in total.
Yesterday golf sucked, kinda like watching a soccer game, 6hrs that I will never get back.
After golf I went to one of the local beaches for a swim. This is about half an hour, maybe a little morth north of where I live and as you can see it is very pretty.
First person who can name the lighthouse gets a month subscription to my site www.SwimmerBoyz.com
A wee while back I posted here about me being ‘sued’ by the Evil Speedo Corporation.
I’ve been told that AussieSpeedoGuy is a terrible infraction on the ‘Speedo’ brand – and thus I am being sued.
My argument is that the term ‘speedo’ is generic. Speedo Sex for example – most of my speedo sex stories involve AussieBum or ADIDAS clothing. I’m pretty sure ‘speedo’ is now a culturally generic term. What do you guys think?
Some other generic terms that I have found that you might be using…. I hope you don’t get sued.
- Aspirin – owned by Bayer
- Dry Ice – that is a trademark as well
- Escalator – one of my favourite Queenstown snowboarding runs is in violation of trademark
- Zipper – was a trademark of an old tyre company
- Band-Aid
- Kool-Aid – we know it more for Jim Jones…
- Matchbox… really? Yeah this was owned by Matel the toy company
Anyways – today I got an email telling me I’m due in court next Monday in the Federal Court of Australia. Quite an invitation. I’ve been to the High Court in Canberra a few times but not to the Federal Court.
Unfortunately, I won’t be able to attend.
I figure it on a couple of grounds…. Firstly, I can’t afford a ‘corporate lawyer’ to argue abstract things like this. Secondly, I can’t afford a ‘corporate lawyer’ to argue abstract things like this. Thirdly, I don’t have any money or property or anything else apart from a beat up old car for them to take even if they win and finally…. I have a nice suit but I don’t own a tie, and I’d feel underdressed if I went before a Federal Court Judge without a tie.
Anyways – today some paperwork was done to finalize the date of my ‘suing’ (which is next Monday). Somehow this must have spiked some news because I’ve had 2 emails from reporters asking for interviews.
I’ve had some interviews with fellow bloggers and guys I work with online but not a mainstream reporter. I think I should tell them ‘no comment’. What do you guys think?
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