Happy Australia Day everyone, I woke up to a bright blue sky so it will be a cracker of a day.
I am headed up the coast a little bit to have a BBQ with some mates and will probably crash and spend the night there. Nothing naughty planned but maybe this weekend…..
My attire today is a pair of Aussie dork shorts with my bright pink AussieBums under them. I’m sure even though it is a straight crowd today, the pink speedos will be out,
I’m five days late but Happy Australia day everyone. The actual day wasn’t that great, overcast, raining but I still spent some time hanging out at the pool (I wore pink speedos – being a ‘fun’ day it was just the excuse I needed).
I did suck off my Landlord later in the day as well.
The weekend was awesome though, sun was out and it was a real Aussie summer kind of weekend. Lots of drinking (of course).
These days I don’t have a pair of ‘Aussie’ speedos, the last pair I owned I’ve left in Colorado with Kip. Need to get back there and get them.
Anyone have any naughty Australia Day experiences?
Happy Australia Day everyone.
For my international fans/members, Australia Day marks the anniversary of the First Fleet (of convicts) landing near Sydney in 1788.
The last few years I have celebrated Australia Day in Colorado with Kip (who works for me) on snowboarding trips and Australia Day is always HUGE and AWESOME in ski towns. Everyone wants to be an Aussie and being an Aussie is great fun. Kip would often host his annual ‘Speedo Only’ party on January 26th in spirit of the day.
This year us Aussie’s are going back to our roots and are effectively convicts again as we are not allowed to leave Australia without permission, one of the Covid laws that are keeping us safe. So I’m not in Colorado snowboarding and teaching American guys that wearing speedos is just fine.
As soon as I am given permission, I will be in Colorado where I think they do Australia Day better, here it has become a day of protest and all that politically correct BS.
Grrr – sorry for the rant guys. Just a great public holiday that some people are trying to ruin.
On a positive note, I am just about to head down to the beach to hang out with some mates. I have sunscreen, beer and my Aussie flag dork shorts. Surprisingly I don’t have any Aussie speedos in my collection right now (last pair I gave away at Kip’s Speedo Only Party). I am wearing my pink AussieBum’s under my dork shorts though. Maybe, just maybe, they will be shown off later today after some beer confidence.
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