Speedo Man Servant Required

The latest New Zealand unemployment figures were released today and they are the highest in 9 years.

So, if money wasn’t an issue for me (it is so please drop my SwimmerBoyz.com) then I would do my part by placing an ad for a Speedo Man Servant.

• Hours may vary…. depending on how fast you want it to be.
• Uniform provided.
• Please include photo in application.
• Must be able to travel.
• Part time applicants who are willing to share position may be considered.
• Laundry and general house keeping duties will be expected.
• Cooking would be nice but if you can pick up KFC then that counts.
• Bar tending skills would be handy.
• Speedo tans will make short list.

Anyone want to applpy?  Email me your application (with photo) to DaveSpeedoEvans@Hotmail.com and I’ll post it up here over the weekend.  Just a giggle unfortunately.

These three guys were completely acceptable.  Perhaps I should have a 3 month internship and have 5 inters?  Owwwwwwww.

Here is a fantasy of mine – I wrote this way back and it is a fantasy of me being a ‘Speedo Waiter’.  Click here to read this old post.