I heard this saying for the first time the other day and I thought it was kinda funny.
Blue Balls – the excrutiating pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin when he knows he should.
Cure: JUST WACK IT MAN!! or get your woman to help you out and do the job right. It’s that simple to make the horrible pain go away.
note to all women,NEVER NEVER NEVER give your man blue balls…its the worse pain he will ever feel in his life and he never deserves it…well, almost never…
The latest New Zealand unemployment figures were released today and they are the highest in 9 years.
So, if money wasn’t an issue for me (it is so please drop my SwimmerBoyz.com) then I would do my part by placing an ad for a Speedo Man Servant.
- Hours may vary…. depending on how fast you want it to be.
- Uniform provided.
- Please include photo in application.
- Must be able to travel.
- Part time applicants who are willing to share position may be considered.
- Laundry and general house keeping duties will be expected.
- Cooking would be nice but if you can pick up KFC then that counts.
- Bar tending skills would be handy.
- Speedo tans will make short list.
Anyone want to applpy? Email me your application (with photo) to DaveSpeedoEvans@Hotmail.com and I’ll post it up here over the weekend. Just a giggle unfortunately.
These three guys were completely acceptable. Perhaps I should have a 3 month internship and have 5 inters? Owwwwwwww.
Here is a fantasy of mine – I wrote this way back and it is a fantasy of me being a ‘Speedo Waiter’. Click here to read this old post.
Today I had a sleep in and now I’m going to go for a hike and enjoy what has turned out to be not so bad a day (the weather forecast was for a terrible day).
I can’t believe how boring my sex life has been since I’ve been back in New Zealand!!!!
But that is all about to change – Will is coming over for a 4 day weekend next week and is staying with me.
For those newer readers – Will and I first hooked up a few years ago in Canada. Will was in love with Julie, Julie was in love with me and I was in love with Will….. Will had never fucked a guy before so it took some timie to break him in.
If someone asked me who my favourite sexual parter was…. I’d say Will. The things we’ve done are amazing. This week I’ll repost some of my experiences with Will.
Will is also one of the few guys that I could be in a long term relationship with – Will would never come ‘out’ to the entire world so unfortunately that would never happen.
I won’t post any pics of Will on here but this guy looks like Will – and these were my first pair of AussieBums and I’ve had Will wear them.
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