You guys know my position on condom use – I choose to use condoms and if you don’t then we aren’t going to fuck.
There are two couples that I’ve played with who really didn’t want me to use a condom – I was polite as I could be in saying that I was pretty serious about condom use. In the end these couples agreed that it was fine (this was well before the fact – not when we were all naked in the living room).
I’m starting to sound like Reverend Wright – preaching. I’ll stop now.
Anyways – back to the idea of this post.
Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines.
- Sainsbury condoms – making life taste better
- Tesco Condoms – every little helps
- Nike Condoms – Just do it
- Peugeot Condoms – The ride of your life
- KFC Condoms – Finger Licking good
- Minstrels Condoms – melt in your mouth, not in your hand
- Safeway Condoms – Lightening the load
- Abbey National Condoms – because life is complicated enough
- Coca Cola Condoms – The real thing
- Ever Ready Condoms – keep going and going
- Pringles Condoms – once you pop, you can’t stop
- Burger King Condoms – Home of the Whopper
- Goodyear Condoms – “for a longer ride, go wide”
- Muller light condoms – so much pleasure, but where’s the pain?
- Flash Condoms – Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
- Halford Condoms – we go the extra mile
- Royal Mail Condoms – I saw this and thought of you
- Andrex Condoms – Soft, strong and very very long
- Renault Condoms – size really does matter!
- Domestos Condoms – gets right in the rim
- Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
- Carlsberg Condoms – probably the best condom in the world
- Pepperami Condoms – its a bit of an animal
- Polo Condoms – the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)
- McDonalds Condoms – I’m Lovin’ it!
Not last night but the night before…. we had a BBQ around at my place and I was setup with this chick (we’ll call her Natasha – not sure she is quite ready to know all of my secrets just yet). Things went as expected and she spent the night in my bed.
It was great, she was great, she is cute but she also has a boyfriend (which I knew before hand).
I’m not sure if this bothers me or not – I suppose it doesn’t bother me that much because otherwise I wouldn’t have let her suck my cock.
Perhaps I’m not bothered because I’ve never felt as though I’ve posessed someone (a little too stong a word but you get what I mean). I really like Will and I could be in a long term relationship with him but I don’t feel as though his/my monogamy has anything to do with it at this stage and I know full well that he will sleep with other people and since he reads this blog, he is well aware of what I get up to.
A friend of mine who lives in San Francisco has a saying that he uses a lot – “There are no rules“
He isn’t an anarchist or anything like that. But his outlook on life is that if it works for you, that is OK. I like the phrase.
These guys pictured below (Aden and Jordan) have been together for a few years and are now working in the porn industry as actors. Obviously, they are working with other actors and not just each other. However, in this DNA article they talk about how they are committed as a couple – they also talk about how they involve other people in their private sex life.
There are no rules…..
Just a quick notice to tell you guys that Kip is doing some work on the WhiteSpeedos.com forum (now known as SpeedoSexuality.com). Hopefully it will be back online by the weekend.
I had an interesting night last night but I’m flat out right now so I’ll try and write about it later tonight or tomorrow. The sun is out here and I want to be on the beach in my speedos too but just too much work to be done.
The members of SwimmerBoyz.com will be appreciating all the new movies though I’m sure.
I’ll let you know when that forum is back online.
In the mean time here are some random speedo photos.
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