Earlier today I was invited on a bit of a road trip to a little country town with a friend of mine (female, straight and has no idea what I do for a living or that I am bi). The plan was to go to this famous bakery (every little town in Australia claims to have a famous bakery) and then go for a hike.
I was excited for the mission and had never been out to this area although it is only about an hours drive.
My female friend picked me up and in the car was a friend of hers (female, cute, blonde). It was a great day. Bakery was good (not sure it deserves the title of famous) and our hike ended up being a 22km loop. First part was kind of boring as we climbed up this long ridge line on a 4WD road, then we followed this beautiful creek down through lush bushland.
If any members are interested to know exactly where this hike it, please email me and I’d love to share it with you.
Just before we got back to the car, maybe two kms or so, there was this gorgeous swimming hole with a waterfall flowing in to it and the three of us were keen for a swim being all sweaty from hiking for five hours.
The girls had known that we would be swimming and stripped down to swimsuits, I hadn’t been told we would be swimming and this had come up in conversation on the hike. Thankfully, I wear speedos pretty much all of the time.
Usually I wouldn’t have speedo’d it up in this kind of scenario. There were a bunch of people there, my friend is an old family friend and I didn’t know the other chick until that day but since my hiking shorts were heavy cargos and a belt I couldn’t really wear them swimming so speedos were the only viable solution.
Nobody said anything and the girls had a women who was there with her kids take a photo of the three of us, one in a one piece swimsuit, one in a bikini and me… in my black speedos.
I think the girls really liked me speedo’ing it up….
Do you guys wake up horny?
For me, it is pretty much every morning. This morning, I was particularly horny. Also, I’ve never been a huge ‘precummer’, a little will ooze out but it is by no means a ‘tap’. But, this morning I was soooo horny I was oozing precum more than usual.
Would love to know if you are a precummer?
Instead of jerking off (as I usually do), I decided to cool down by heading to the pool. Unfortunately, that just made me hornier so I jerked off in the showers. Of course, I was imagining being interrupted…..
Yesterday afternoon I met a friend for a late lunch. Chick, nothing naughty and she thinks I am 100% str8 (maybe not now). I have been working way too much in the office so I thought I should make the effort and get some sun so I agreed to meet at a gorgeous little beach down a little bit north of where I live.
There is a Surf Life Saving Club (I have mentioned my experiences being a member of a Surf Life Saving Club, which I will repost for you guys tomorrow) which is right on the ocean and has a fantastic restaurant/bar so we agreed to meet there.
If any of my non-Aussie readers/fans aren’t sure what a Surf Life Saving Club is, let me know in the comments and I am happy to explain how it works.
It is was a great day, sun was out and there were a few people on the beach. We had a table on the patio overlooking the patrolled beach. There were a few chicks in thong bikinis which seems to be a continuing trend and my lunch date commented on it (she is a little older than me).
Half way through lunch, my lunch mate used to rest rooms and while she was away this guy, mid 30’s wearing a Budgy Smuggler speedo walks across the beach right in front of the Surf Club. He was gorgeous and to top it off, he had such confidence that I was blow away. His ass, his chest, his legs, OMG, it was a real life Aussie Speedo Guy blog post. Hahaha.
Only problem was, while I was ooogggling the Budgy Smuggler Speedo Adonis, my friend returned from the bathroom.
I’m really not sure how badly I was caught.
I passed it off saying there was some eye candy for her since the thong girls were eye candy for me.
It did prompt a little bit of a discussion regarding mens swimwear. She told me that it wasn’t fair that girls always wore skimpy swimsuits and she hoped that speedos would become a trend, just as thong bikinis had.
I couldn’t agree with her more.
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