Speedo Sniffing
Today I wanted to give you guys a new speedo movie to watch but I’ve been sorting out getting permission to cross the state border in to Queensland. This Covid stuff is even effecting speedo porn!
Right now face masks are compulsory in Victoria (that is where Melbourne is for my international followers) and it is a $200 fine if you aren’t wearing one (except if you are jogging, which is another example of stupid rules).
I love the mask this guy is wearing, it matches his Budgy Smugglers…. I wonder if he bought the mask or if he made it from an old pair of speedos? Maybe a benefit of the Covid is you can walk around in public sniffing the front of a speedo?
Usually winter here in Australia is just spectacular. The water temp never gets below 20C, the sun comes out and I love it because it is quiet and having a beach all to myself is pretty special. This is a picture of my beach, my house is about half way down there.
This winter has been a little different. We had an odd weather system pass through last week and it is supposed to be the same this weekend and in to next week…..
This is the same beach and just up from where I live.
My house is not as fancy as any of those pictured above. The house I’ve rented for the last couple of years is an old concrete beach shack and isn’t quite overhanging the ocean yet but the landlord needs to do some work to make sure he doesn’t loose it all.
So, as of next Monday, I will be homeless. Only temporary hopefully but landlord is going to do a bunch of work on the property and the entire beach is going to become a construction site so would be a good time to get out of dodge.
I haven’t made any concrete decision yet but I am thinking I might head north for some even nicer winter weather up in Queensland. Maybe Sunshine Coast? Anyone have a beach house they would like to loan me?
Ow, and before people start telling me about global warming. Before WW2 there was no houses on that beach because people knew the dunes were washed away in bad weather but these days we build homes maybe where they shouldn’t be built. Here is a photo from the 70’s when two homes were condemned.
Guess who is working on their tan?
Weather here on the coast is pretty miserable…. the beach is disappearing as well with lots of coastal erosion.
So if you guessed that I am working on my speedo than you would be very wrong.
However, just because I’m stuck in the office making more speedo porn available for you guys, doesn’t mean everyone is.
Can you guys guess who this is?
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