To be honest, I hate this time of year.
I know it makes me sounds like a Grinch but summer holidays are just chaos here in Australia. I just got back from going to the grocery store and AGGHHHHHHH……. I was lucky just to find a park let alone the chaos I found inside the mall.
Then there are the beaches which are full of people all the time. It shouldn’t matter because I have speedo confidence, but I don’t really want to be sitting out in a tiny speedo reading a book with a family group of 30 people less than 10 meters away from me.
My friends are pretty much all off work until after New Years so having a sneaky hookup back to the house is pretty much impossible because people are dropping in all the time. Some of the guys store their surf boards at my house (since it is on the beach) so they are dropping in at all hours of the day which often ends up with a beer or two or even an impromptu BBQ. I suppose I shouldn’t be complaining about this because it is a great crew…. but it is hindering my sex life.
The pool is chaotic as well. Usually I like to swim mid morning. The morning worker people who are training for triathlons and stuff are finished and gone to work and it is good for my speedo tan lines. But the pool is full of people in the middle of the day so I’ve had to start going early, if I go at all.
On the good side, there are new faces about and I have actually seen more speedos (and short/tight swimming trunks) than before which is fantastic to see. There are new faces at the pool which I don’t usually see and of course, there is lots of speedo eye candy at the pool.
Since it is so busy, I usually just wear nylon AussieBum speedos, they dry pretty quick and after swimming I’ll dry off and put shorts on over my speedos. Yesterday though I had to go see some friends so went up to the showers and rinse off and got changed (into another pair of speedos – I wear speedos pretty much all of the time whether as swimwear or underwear). When I walked in there was a cute early 20’s guy getting changed for his swim. We both grunted a “G’day” to each other. I threw my towel down and walked in to the showers just in my AussieBum Portseas for a quick rinse off. When I came back, the guy was still there and I noticed him wearing a pair of maroon AussieBums.
These are the maroon AussieBum’s he was wearing.
These are my AussieBum Portseas.
I’ve had some naughty experiences in the locker room of pools…. I recently had some fun with Taz at the pool I used growing up in Queensland (click here to read about that). Something about this guy ‘loitering’ around gave me the idea that he had some ‘naughty fun’ in mind.
Unfortunately, I was running late so got changed and headed out of there before anything else happened.
Do you guys think he was waiting for me to make a move? Think I should go back tomorrow at the same time? Think he might be reading this blog and reach out? Wouldn’t be the first time.
