I need a boat

I think I need a boat…..  a sail boat.

Living on the coast here I think I should put down some roots and since property is nuts expensive, maybe I should look towards buying a little sailing boat.  I just had a quick look through the archives and I wrote about this 10 years ago in 2012 when I was living a little further south of here.

Of course, dress code would be speedos only.

Guess who does have a boat?  I think you know him.  Maybe I could volunteer to be crew on his boat and vice-versa?