Do all girls hate speedos?
I know this isn’t completely true (the female housemates last year in Canada all seemed to love speedos) but I have to admit that of the women I have slept with – more of them don’t like speedos than do like speedos.
Yesterday afternoon I had a BBQ for a friend of mine who is moving. Ended up being about 25 people and was nice and chilled out. Since it was at my place I knew just about everyone – well just about. The guy who is leaving town brought along this English chick (they aren’t dating – I think they work together).
Ends up she stayed over, in my bed.
It was her idea and she was eager to get me in the sack. She was a great kisser but I think she has a phobia about cock. Unlike guys I know that once you get them into bed they can’t stop touching your penis she didn’t touch it the whole time. It was kinda weird. The English chick loved me inside her but there was no way she was putting it in her mouth and except to put a condom on she didn’t want to touch it either.
And then we get to the topic of speedos…. I was wearing a pair of black lycra speedo brand speedos yesterday afternoon. When she took my jeans off she thought it was funny. I took the hint and got rid of the speedos quick smart.
Then this morning… she jumps me which was great. Then she heads towards the ensuite (shower) and I start to get out of bed to join her (I love sharing a shower – doing my part for the environment and saving water) and she tells me quite frankly that I would not be joining her in the shower. When she is done she tells me I can now have a shower.
So I’m thinking no more fun BUT when I get out of the shower she throws me into bed and rides me again. All of which I am very satisfied about don’t get me wrong.
I suppose it has been nearly six months since I had sex with a women on her own and Mike and I just loved playing with each others bodies. Mike couldn’t stop touching my cock and vice-versa. Thing is… this is not the first time I’ve met a girl like this.
This post has rambled a bit but I just wanted to get all these thoughts down in writing. Keen to hear any thoughts from you guys (and girls if you are out there).
8 Comments
Wendy Blackheart
I never understood the girls who won’t touch the cock. Cock is awesome. Hell, I even like playing with flacid cock! But I meet lots of them. The majority of women I grew up around hated the cock, hated giving head, and then wondered why their boyfriends were such jerks who wouldn’t eat the poon. Gee, I wonder why?
Straight vanilla girls are weird. You come by NYC one of these days, and I can show you we aren’t all like that. Heh.
As for speedos, I totally dig ’em, as long as their on the right guy. Some men just ought not wear them…mainly fat guys and super hairy dudes. Sorry guys, ya’ll should stick to the swim trunks. But from what I’ve observed, speedos, like jock straps, assless chaps and poppers, seem to be more popular with gay men than women (though kinky/sex pos and sometime gender queer chicks like those things. 🙂
Dr. Phil
Yes, this is something I’ve heard quite a lot, unfortunately. It’s one of the things that keeps me from exploring my options relationships-wise (and otherwise) with women these days, because the women I tend to be most attracted to are these types who often think Speedos are “the worst fashion faux pas ever invented,” and who in general don’t like to look at, think about, or have much association with cock unless it is inside them (where they can’t see it!). It’s often these same women who will wear quite revealing, small swimsuits themselves, with string-ties on the sides of the bottoms, and yet think that guys should be clad in swathes of fabric, like some sort of penile burqa or something.
As far as I understand it, this is far more common amongst straight women of a conventional variety; bisexual women, and geeky straight women (i.e. ones who write male-male fanfic) are nowhere near as uptight about this.
jay
speedos are hot, but it has to be the right guy, like you for example would look great in them 🙂
Nick R
Iv only met one woman who didn’t like cock, and she’s just another “ex” now.
All the girls and guys Iv ever been with were pleased with the thongs that I prefer to wear -you think speedos have a bad rep in the states… HA!
However, no one has ever been enthusiastic to embraced and encourage my skimpies like my current girl does. She’s a gem, and keeper for a million reasons, but one of the best is that she is bisexual(as you all have predicted).
AS a side note,
-Next time you are feeling uneasy about wearing a speedo or a bikini, just think of all the thong wearers out there wearing half as much as you. Im sory if that sounds preachy, but I grin sometimes when a one inch Solar Speedo is my conservative “backup”. Sorry about the tanget.
zebra
First — well done, Dave, for being your gorgeous natural self so that a game girl just can’t resist. Not quite game enough, but then many are not properly cock-centred.
It would be good to know a bit about her build and colouring, so that we at least can join you in celebrating your cock pleasuring her. For your next fuck, get her doggy fashion, look down at her affectionately, and focus on those of us who have a rather better attitude to your cock urging you on. She should feel even more then, and it may wake her up a bit.
I hope you’ll be seen round town with her, so she can make you look even better, and you can register the guys who are making that extra bit of eye contact with you…
Dave Evans
Nick,
Dude sounds like you have it dialed!!! I am very jealous. If she has a sister please pass on my email – hahaha.
Dave
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GambleD
Yeh i do think bi girls are more open to the speedo thing, and i can personally confirm that bi girls are more fun in bed than straight girls. I havent run across a girl yet thats as cock shy as this british babe sounds like.
so like did she guide you in or anything like that?