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  1. 1

    Paul

    Just start locking your door and tell your friends to call first.

    As far as the girls, just have Kip hit on them.

  2. 2

    Dave Evans

    Paul,

    But I live on the beach, people come in from the front and the back…. just how I like it – haha.

    Dave

  3. 3

    Dr. Phil

    Fellow #3 here is superb; but, in the name of all that’s holy, why on earth #2?!? Oh well…

    Tell them all you have a long-term American house guest who is not used to that sort of casual showing-up, who is friendly but kind of neurotic when it comes to that sort of thing, so please respect his boundaries. It should be simple enough to request, and I suspect that in comparison to practically every Aussie, every American is quite neurotic about at least some things, so it will have a ring of truth to it inherently. 🙂

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