These are posts that have anything to do with speedos – I’m sure this is going to be a big one.
Good morning everyone….. yes, my speedo kayaking has been going well. My arms are super sore, must be different muscles compared to swimming. Went for an hour kayak yesterday afternoon and about the same this morning. There is some rain on the forecast otherwise I would have setup my ‘office’ by the lake and worked on my speedo tan.
Nothing naughty to report, but I do have three recent experiences that I need to finish writing about for you guys. It has just started raining so I think I’ll spend the afternoon getting on that for you guys.
Here are some pics that are pretty similar to how I woke up this morning… a raging boner stretching the front of my speedos.
For the last few months my life really has been very random. My road trip south, my recent road trip north and today I am blogging from an hour west of where I usually live.
Some friends of friends own this beautiful 170 acre property with a huge lake on it. It has been a few different things over the last three decades and today the wife runs it as a casual campground/farm stay kind of place. I had been to the property once before today.
Turns out that the owners Mum passed away and they needed someone to look after the place for a week and somehow they thought of me. I’m guessing they asked everyone else they know and I was the last option on the list. When they called me they had intentions of cancelling all the bookings but I said, that would be a shame for everyone who booked, I’m sure I can handle it. So, after an early start I am sitting at the check in desk (they have Starlink). It is a fantastic place, the lake is amazing and so far all the campers have been really nice.
One of the coolest things is that come Monday, all the campers leave and I have the entire property, and the lake all to myself for a few days.
Anyone up for a speedo party?
I think I’m going to do a big of speedo kayaking once the campers leave…..
I am finally home, sweet home guys. Again, apologies for the lack of posts over the last couple of weeks. First I was busy as hell, and on my drive south I did a little bit of exploring and I stayed in this National Park where I had no phone, or internet, connection for 3 days. I don’t think I’ve ever gone 12 hours without internet.
I feel recharged and ready to kick ass over the Xmas/summer period (it is our summer break here in Australia).
After being away for what feels like, forever, I had a list of things I need to order. I cracked my mobile phone, the speedometer on my car broke so I have ordered a heads up GPS display (hope it works), I’ve lost about 5kgs so I need new belts, and I need new running shoes (an American fan/now friend is a fantastic runner and he tells me what shoes to buy, he recently had his first two guy threesome which he has given me permission to share with you guys if you are interested).
Of course, I feel like I need some new speedos. I have lots of speedos but my white ones are too see through, some have lost their drawstrings and the Aussie Flag ones, that I am wearing right now, are a little bit too skimpy for public consumption.
I just did a stocktake of the speedos that I can wear to the pool/public and I really only have 5 pairs:
- Ryke Blue and Black Stripe – my most recent and most expensive speedo.
- Turbo – these are tight and I don’t wear them often but they are nice.
- Black ADDICTED – little tight but a classic black speedo. I’ve owned this in green and blue and they wear out really quickly.
- Maroon AussieBum – these are the speedos I wore to the pool this morning.
- Multicoloured ADDICTED – these are a really nice speedo.
Pic here
One thing I don’t have is a red speedo…. these ones pictured below look like they would be fine in public right? Anyone know where I can find these? I might make them my Xmas present to myself.
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