This is getting tired now on the se descriptions – kinda obvious on this one. These ones are probably the more boring – but that is just my opinion.
On Saturday afternoon I posted how horny I was.
I went out with some friends for dinner, I can’t remember the name of the joint but it was new and near that intersection of Market, Noe and 16th (about 4 blocks from where I’m living right now). Dinner was great and half the party was keen to party on. Not being my town I just followed and I had no idea where we ended up but it felt like we headed down Market closer to town.
Later in the night we all kinda broke up and I was talking to this Norwegian chick called Christina. Wow she was hot!!! Beautiful brunette with an sweet smile. Funny enough I didn’t go and hit on her she came over and started talk to me at the bar. I thought I was in but anytime I left her side guys were coming up and hitting on her – funny thing is she kept excusing herself and coming over and talking to me. It was getting late and after a little dancing and a little more drinking I was talking to a guy called Chris at the bar. Christina was still floating about. She came up and saw me talking to Chris who wasn’t outwardly gay but he was.
I think this confused poor Christina a bit but I thought it was kinda funny. Turns out she actually turned up the heat touching me more and trying to get all of my attention. Chris saw some friends of his on the dance floor so he left us and I thought it was getting late.
Christina suggested we go back to her place – for a nightcap of course.
Back at her place, we made out on her couch, then we showered together (which was very very hot) then she lasted about 5 minutes in bed before she told me she was tired.
Yep that was it. Next morning I woke up, she wasn’t feeling well and I walked home. Breakfast at Cafe Flore (definitely my favourite breakfast spot) and had myself an afternoon nap.
It is only Tuesday morning but I haven’t heard from Christina and kinda hope I don’t.
I think I made the wrong choice guys – should have picked Chris instead of Christina (both would have been better and just covered all options). Chris, if you read this blog – maybe next time mate.
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After a quiet day yesterday I was lying on the couch watching a movie (Hall Pass) when I got a txt message from the Bikram of Blowjobs (an old girlfriend of mine who has recently moved back into the area). I caught up with her nearly a month ago now when she first moved to town but I haven’t seen her since.
Turns out she was having dinner nearby and wanted to call in a ‘Booty Call’. Good thing I hadn’t jacked off all day and I was definitely keen.
She knows about this blog and what I do and I told her that I had called her the Bikram of Blowjobs which she thought was funny. But she did live up to her name. Darn this girl can suck cock. She uses both hands and just keeps sucking away.
She found my handcuffs and handcuffed me to the bed before working her magic on my cock. Then we did the same thing the next morning – not a bad way to start a Wednesday morning.
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Hey guys – late night post from me. It is well after midnight.
An old girlfriend of mine is in town (an X-Box) and herself, myself and a few old friends all caught up for some drinks after dinner. I honestly thought it was all going to be polite and non-sexual. I ended up dropping the X-Box at her hotel room, she told me I should see it. I was really “you sure”, I was very non-forth coming.
That is weird for me because I’m normally very forthcumming.
Turns out we are on the couch – she is cold so she says she is going to bed and expects me to meet her there without my jeans.
Again, I was “You sure? I thought I was just dropping you off.”
I still have a penis and it works just fine so who am I to disagree with the sexual ‘Lords’.
As a side note – she was looking really hot – skinnier than I’d ever seen her, cute blonde haircut, low cut jeans and despite her talking drunken dribble, she was quite sweet to me.
So I walk around her beautiful hotel suit, she gets into bed and tells me to get in and warm her up – I take off my jeans and she takes off everything of mine except my black speedos. Then she tells me how much she loves my speedos – she always did – higgity-giggity.
Finally we get to some making out and she goes down south. There seems to be a lot of people in my sex life right now so lets call this chick Bikram – because like Bikram is to Yoga, this chick is to BlowJobs. I’ve never had better – guys are normally better but this chick has it DIALED!!!! So we’ll call her the Bikram of Blowjobs from now on.
And jeez Louise she still has it!!!
Anyways I had to stop her – I didn’t want to cum before satisfying her. So I started eating her out – she taught me a lot about eating chicks out. She had a furry as hell pussy (I shaved today myself) and she is normally waxed or shaved at the least.
An unacceptable wicket.
No wonder so many guys are gay – I’m a cunnilingus expert. I have spent hours between chicks legs discovering how to make them cum. I’ve even aquired a taste for ‘lady juice’ (I didn’t like it at first – I remember dry reaching the first time I put my mouth near one).
So after 30 minutes of my tongue going on lots of adventures….. she announces that “I’m not in the mood – but I’ve never had anyone give head like you Dave”. WTF???? She was always hard to make cum so I kinda believe her.
I was going to stay and cuddle but she has just moved back to town and she knows my buddies. So I chose to head home after that – so I could have a quiet scotch and write this blog post.
I’m pumped and want to tell all my str8 mates here that I reek of pussy right now – if a blind man walked past me in the street he’d say “That vagina has an Aussie accent.”
Thing is, I don’t like this girl. She broke my heart a few years back and she has just moved into my town. I like sex just as much as the next guy and I’m having fun with Mr Big Cock and Jaime and I have been ‘kind of’ setup with 2 really hot chicks who sound awesome (I’m going to need some tips on that which I’ll ask you guys in the next couple of days).
Sorry for the blogging dribble guys – I can share the ‘smelling like pussy’ thing to my str8 mates and even my family would love to hear that I’ve hooked up with the ‘Bikram of Blow’ but none of them can put it into the context of my real life…. which I am fortunate enough to share with you guys.
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