Yes that is right – when nobody else is around.
I’m pretty horny today, but I am trying to hold off from masturbating because I might have some naughty fun lined up for later today. Earlier I ducked down to the beach for a quick swim and for some random reason I was thinking that it would be more fun to be walking around the beach in my speedo… with a butt plug inside me.
I have had some butt plugs in the past but they have been lost, misplaced, given away accidentally so I need to do some shopping.
I don’t have a huge amount of experience with butt plugs so I thought I’d ask you guys.
What I am looking for:
- Not too big
I’d like to wear it for long periods of time. - Not visible under my speedo
Would be fun to wear it to the pool and beach.
Some that I have found. This first one looks pretty good.
Something a little fancier, not sure this would be completely discrete would it?
This looks great, would it stay in though if I was walking around?
Please share your thoughts and experiences in the comments guys (you don’t have to leave an email address, just leave it blank if you like).
Earlier in the week red speedos were just on my brain yesterday so after I got back from my morning walk and swim at the beach I wrote a blog post for you guys and shared some of my red speedo selfies, and then I thought I should see if anyone wanted to cum over and play with me in my red speedos in the flesh….
I opened Grindr on my phone, I updated my profile and explained what I was looking for “Looking for a guy to come over and have some fun in our speedos. Can host.”
With that updated, I got stuck in to some more work and a couple of hours later I checked my phone and there was a bunch of messages. Of the 10 messages, 8 of them were “Hey” with a blank profile and no pictures so I deleted those…
Here is an online hookup app tip, if you really actually want to hook up and have sex. Take 10 seconds and send a real message, “Hey” is what horses eat.
And also, if I’m looking to suck and fuck a guy as a one off hookup, I need to know what you look like so have a photo or I am ignoring you. I understand not having a face pic, but that is easy to hide and still show me what you look like.
Sorry for the rant but c’mon!
Of the remaining two guys, one guy send me a pic of him wearing a tiny pair of red speedos and he said he was keen but would have to be 6pm and it would have to be quick because he had other commitments. I was all excited and had a boner for most of the day. Then half an hour before he was supposed to come over, he cancelled.
Grrrrr….. all that pent up horniness wasted…..
I know you guys love it when I write about my naughty speedo experiences and I don’t always share my failures (because they are boring) but rest assured, for every fun naughty experience there are at least one, maybe two flops.
Here are some guys getting all horny in their red speedos.
I have been super horny all week, do you guys ever get like that?
It started Monday when everyone in Sydney/New South Wales was telling me about their Freedom Day/Lockdown Orgies, that night I got to watch an orgy which I would have loved to be a part of. The last three days the weather hasn’t been great so I’ve been inside working and writing a bunch about two recent experiences of mine and I’ve just been horny.
Jerking off 5 times a day kind of horny!!!
Usually I’m once a day, maybe twice a day but not 5 times a day for a week.
I might have a threesome lined up tomorrow night but I’ll tell you guys about it tomorrow.
Please leave a comment and let me know if you ever get that horny?
This is what I woke up to this morning…..
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