For the first time in as long as I can remember I am sick as a dog.

Last night it was coming out of both ends – this morning only my arse. My biggest fear now is farting as I might just ‘follow through’.

Hope you guys enjoyed the pic of Simon – one thing you should also do if you are new here is to click on the ‘Posts with Pics’ link on the left there under ‘Categories’. This will show you all the posts which I’ve put pictures on – there is a stack of them.

Hopefully tomorrow I’ll be right and I’ll get to finishing my story about my second time getting caught masturbating in the locker room of the pool I used to swim at.

I’ve been super busy over the last couple of days.

Housemates have some friends over and have been crazy showing them around town and heading out on a road trip tomorrow morning.

No sex at all – I don’t think I’ve even masturbated in 2 days – although might have to releive myself later on tonight.

I promise I’ll write more after this super hectic weekend is over.