Ideas about this blog.
It was nearly 10 years ago when the ‘Evil Speedo Corporation’ sued me in the Australian High Court.
The whole thing made the Sydney Morning Herald – click here for the article in the paper.
There was no way possible I could afford to defend myself, at court the Evil Speedo Corporation had five lawyers, but I did email the judge and argue that:
- I wasn’t living in Australia at the time, and the ‘business’ was not based in anyway in Australia, so I’m not sure how an Australian Court could make such a ruling.
- My use of the word ‘speedo’ was generic for male swim briefs. My example is that I use the term “Speedo brand speedos”. For example: jacuzzi, chapstick, dumpster, jetski, bubblewrap.
Because I didn’t have the financial resources to defend myself, the ‘Evil Speedo Corporation’ won, but I only lost a domain name. I’m sure it cost them a fortune in legal fees.
One of the funny things that happened during that time was they had hired private investigators to find ‘Dave Evans’ and they knocked on the door of a guy in Sydney. Turns out, that Dave Evans is gay (maybe they stalked his social media), he loves speedos, but he didn’t know about my websites. He emailed me telling me about the knock on his door and he became a member.
Over the years they occasionally hassle me and I have to change domain names. I’d like to think I’m promoting their products and instead of the legal fees they have been wasting, they should pay me to mention their products over say AussieBum speedos or ADIDAS speedos.
I’m not sure why I got on to that little story but someone sent me through this video of some body surfing athletes that Speedo does sponsor.
I think it is great that they are promoting wearing speedos. Do you wear speedos when body surfing? I know I do.
I’ve even worn a speedo surfing. It was with a member and yes… we did have speedo sex on his car afterwards. Members can read about that experience by clicking here.
Okie dokie guys, things are getting back online… finally.
Last Monday there was a fire at the datacenter where the servers are hosted that run this little speedo porn empire of mine (Little and Empire don’t quite fit) and it meant my sites went offline.
Click here to read the news story.
This is what my server admin Kip is paid all that money to keep track of and everything is/was backed up 100%.
These datacenters are HUGE and are big business and they really don’t go offline very often. If costs everyone a fortune when they do. When it went offline we didn’t expect it to take very long before it came back online. By Wednesday morning Kip and I decided that since the datacenter hadn’t come back online, we would move to the backup servers. This is 20 hours of work for Kip (on top of his usual schedule) and then rolling back to the original settings is about the same amount of work so it is a decision we don’t take lightly.
By Wednesday night the backups started to propagate through the web and things started coming back online.
I can report now that everything is back online. For some people your proxy/ISP won’t have updated but that shouldn’t take too long to flush through the web.
Thanks to everyone for your patience and your concern when we first went offline. It is nice to know that so many off you really missed my sites.
I had a camping trip planned for this weekend, but I have a lot of work to catch up on.
Lots of new movies will be popping up over the next few days so I hope you guys are ready.
Thanks again for your support guys.
Good morning everyone.
It isn’t even 6am here and guess who is up and getting stuck in to the day… this guy.
Nothing naughty to report from my weekend but the weather has been fantastic. This morning I’m doing some routine work stuff, I’m going to walk down for a coffee and a swim (if the pool isn’t too busy), then I’m going to work on a new Movie of the Week (will be available – for members – tomorrow) and then I’m going to have an afternoon nap on the beach while working on my speedo tan. Then, if I manage to stay awake, I’ll watch the F1.
And hopefully, our bitch state Premier doesn’t shut the state down because of 2 corona cases (she shut it down last January for 1 single case) so who knows what this cunt is capable of.
Here is a screen shot from the movie I’m working on (it is uploading right now so check back tomorrow).
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