The inside goss on me – hehehe. Just personal crap I suppose.
As a kid I was once involved in some swimming ‘Squad’ training. I have no idea why they call it that but instead of just swimming lessons for kids so they don’t drown, Squad Training was for kids who took swimming as a sport. I was never any good (I could swim, just not fast).
Somehow the swimming teacher/coach told my Mum to get me a pair of speedos from this place down on the Gold Coast. I remember it was the end of our summer break and we went to this house in the suburbs and I had to try on speedos.
Back then, I didn’t like speedos. Probably because every time I put them on I got an erection or was trying not to have an erection. Now, that is what I love about speedos – hahaha.
So, earlier this week I was looking for a pair of jammers (those long, bike short kind of things) for running and one of the best prices was this company I hadn’t heard of recently. Turns out, it is the same company/people that I had to go and buy one of my first speedos from.
What do you guys think of them?
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This weekend was another pretty big one. Not too much partying, just up early and to bed late entertaining.
After an early night last night, I’m up early (before 6am) and I’ve got a bunch of work to do first thing. Then I’m going to go to the pool and bang out some laps and then I’m going to spend a few hours at the beach working on my speedo tan and maybe, just maybe, have a speedo guy join me in the dunes.
I also think today is the last day of sunshine for a few days so I want to make the most of it.
Anyone else want to join me on the beach? I might wear a white speedo today….
Happy Australia Day everyone.
For my international fans/members, Australia Day marks the anniversary of the First Fleet (of convicts) landing near Sydney in 1788.
The last few years I have celebrated Australia Day in Colorado with Kip (who works for me) on snowboarding trips and Australia Day is always HUGE and AWESOME in ski towns. Everyone wants to be an Aussie and being an Aussie is great fun. Kip would often host his annual ‘Speedo Only’ party on January 26th in spirit of the day.
This year us Aussie’s are going back to our roots and are effectively convicts again as we are not allowed to leave Australia without permission, one of the Covid laws that are keeping us safe. So I’m not in Colorado snowboarding and teaching American guys that wearing speedos is just fine.
As soon as I am given permission, I will be in Colorado where I think they do Australia Day better, here it has become a day of protest and all that politically correct BS.
Grrr – sorry for the rant guys. Just a great public holiday that some people are trying to ruin.
On a positive note, I am just about to head down to the beach to hang out with some mates. I have sunscreen, beer and my Aussie flag dork shorts. Surprisingly I don’t have any Aussie speedos in my collection right now (last pair I gave away at Kip’s Speedo Only Party). I am wearing my pink AussieBum’s under my dork shorts though. Maybe, just maybe, they will be shown off later today after some beer confidence.
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