The inside goss on me – hehehe. Just personal crap I suppose.
I often talk about how I am on Grindr (click here to see the speedo guys I’ve found on there).
For those who don’t know what Grindr is, it is a hookup/dating app for gay guys. If I had a girlfriend I think it could be a good place to pick up guys to join us for a threesome… hopefully one day I’ll get to tell you about that.
The straight version of Grindr is Tinder which is probably better known…. leave me a comment and let me know if you have heard of one or both of these apps. With some crap weather here I was a little bored so I downloaded Tinder and put up a real profile. So far, I have had zero matches and I feel like a lot of the accounts are fake but I’ll see how it goes over the next week or two.
One profile that jumped out at me was a chick wearing a super sexy white, thong, one piece swimsuit that looks amazing. And it looks naughty. She seems just like the girl for me…. (there is a non-blurry version for members, didn’t really want to make this 100% public).
I know most of you guys are interested in chicks in white swimsuits (if you are go over to my bisexual blog – www.BisexualDave.com), so here are some guys wearing white speedos which is probably more up your alley.
I have been rabbiting on a bit lately about how great the weather is but perhaps I’m just really looking forward to summer (not that winters are all that bad here).
Today was another spectacular day and I spent this morning at the beach.
I spent maybe two hours between my towel and my laptop and it was just gorgeous. I was wearing my new Piping Hot black speedos (they are the ones that you can see in a blog post from a few days ago, yes it is a speedo dick pic selfie).
As the laptop battery was dying I shut everything down and headed down to the water for one last dip before heading home. While I was in the water I saw my Landlord and his wife walking down the beach. They saw me and we all waved. When they got to where I was, they walked up to wear my towel and stuff was and they stripped down to their togs. The Landlord was wearing a pair of black speedos and his wife was wearing a nice light blue bikini. They had obviously decided to join me.
The two of them came out to where I was just past the breakers.
The Landlord and I shook hands and usually I’d hug his wife but there was very little clothing on between us and a hug just didn’t seem appropriate. We all commented on how great the weather was and how the storm last night had lots of thunder and lightening but really didn’t pack too much of a punch.
For those who are new here, The Landlord is 100% straight acting but had some gay experiences as a younger man and he and I have been fooling around a little bit. Click here to read about how it started. And click here to read about the orgy that I invited him to join in on. Of course, his wife knows nothing about any of this.
After twenty minutes or so of small talk, it was time to get out and the three of us started heading back to the beach. Speedos aren’t that big a deal in Aussie and there wasn’t anything weird about The Landlord and I both wearing black speedos for a swim in the surf, so nothing was said and I don’t think his wife thought anything of it.
Of course I was thinking about it, walking up the beach next to a guy I’ve done incredibly naughty things with and his wife, who knows nothing.
They were headed home and so was I so the three of us walked the, less than, 100m back to the building together (all three of us had towels around our waists).
The Landlord and his wife own my unit which is on the top floor at the front of the building, and they also own the back unit which is by the pool, so they have to walk past the door to my unit and as we approached it The Landlord said “Dave, do you have time for me to look at that air conditioning unit that is playing up?”
Air conditioning? I have never turned the air conditioning on in my unit? I don’t even think I know how to turn it on? Is it broken?
While I’m thinking this I look at The Landlord and he winks at me.
Owwww…. the air conditioning unit was an excuse for him to come up for some speedo sex.
“Yeah sure thing, I was just heading up to do some work.”
Just as I was wondering if his wife had suspected anything she said “I don’t believe you boys for a minute! Is there even an air conditioner in that unit?”
Had we been busted?
She was just kidding us… “I’m sure it is just an excuse to have a few sneak midday drinks you two….”
With that The Landlord kissed his wife on the cheek and said to her “We can’t get anything by you honey.”
The Landlord followed me in to the stair case that led up to my unit. Once the door was closed he said “You can’t imagine how hot it was seeing you and my wife together in the surf. I fucked her this morning and now I’m going to fuck your brains out Dave.”
Sorry guys, the juicy details are for members only. It is those members who help me pay the rent and I really appreciate their support. You know that it is only $5 to join right? A beer costs more than that and I promise when you find out what The Landlord did to me, you’ll feel better than if you had bought a beer.
Click here to join now, I would really appreciate your support. And you won’t have to see any more of these annoying messages.
Here is a hint of the position we were in….
Today is an absolute cracker of a day, light wind, not a cloud in the sky and high 20’s (celsius).
I just got back from a lovely walk up the beach and I am horny from all the speedo guys that are out there enjoying this weather.
A little bit north of where I am there is a dog beach and on the beach were two guys that I have seen before (I think on Sundays), they look late 30’s, fit/average build and both are always wearing speedos (which is why I remember them). They have a couple of dogs as well.
I don’t want speedos to stereotype people but what do you think are the odds that these two speedo guys are a gay couple or gay fuck buddies?
I’m going to say it is pretty likely.
If either of those guys are reading this post, please get in touch with me because I would love to start my Sunday mornings off with….
Seeing you two at the beach:
Then I would take you guys up to the dunes (both or one at a time if someone needs to look after the dogs):
After I was done with you both, I would probably need a swim to clean up this mess:
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