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    SpeedoLuver

    Tell us more!

  2. 2

    Mark

    Hope you got what you wanted Dave 😉

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    Big Trent

    Dave,

    Found your blog off Aussielicious (Brenton). At work using my own wi-fi at the moment, but hey its damn good. I got the same thing about Speedos from way back when I was a beach rat who always got excited watching the big boys (and girls) play on the beach, and realised I had a think about seeing men peeling off their togs in the sheds etc.

    When I was at uni I shared a flat for a while in Clovelly with an older guy who used to run the headlands etc and then swim to keep fit. Sort of like an early version of a professional trainer, except it was just a bunch of mates into fitness which was how I got introduced to two fun things you can do with Speedos, which is give some one a wedgie, and also flick a towel real hard again them, or on the bare, in what seems to have become the lost art of towel whipping a wet bum.

    This guy had been a volunteer at one of the Police Boys Club (his dad was a senior cop) and told some of us how on the camps it was not uncommon for him or some of the other people to give kids who got out of hand a wedgie and whack their backsides until they glowed. Every now and then over the ‘wasted summers’ of the 90s I managed to find situations or excuses to whack the odd Speedoed and unspeedoed backside (in a playful way) as a forfeit for a backyard game of hand ball. Also remember (vividly) an incident at a surf club where I was a boatie for a while (yeah, nothing like rowing with a wedgie working its way up your arse) when we decided to spank a young lady who kept breaking the rules by coming into the change area. We pulled her bikini bottom up her bum, but then pulled it right down. Making her bend her big smooth brown tanned bottom over had us all popping our slugs, especially as her crack opened up so we could see the thin white V where the sun didn’t shine, and her glistening arse and curly haired pink cunt lips.

    Anyhow more about that some other time. Wish there had been phone cams or Coolpix cameras in those days. I think towel flicking and wedgie giving should be brought back as important parts of Aussie beach kulcha.

    Big Trent

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